I think I'll break this into two emails, one covering Smackdown/RAW and the other WCW/WOW. I wasn't sure how many segments you wanted from each. If you need more, just tell me. WWF Are Angle and Rikishi leaving together to Rikishi's music? Meanwhile, in the ring - hey Rock shouldn't have turned his back - KICK WHAM STUNNER #22! STEP OFF BECAUSE THE MAN SOMETHING SOMETHING YOU KNOW IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING... Smackdown 11.2.00 Then Jacqueline shows up and says that if Ivory gets a title shot, then "Ebony should get one too." Then she snaps like she was on a morning talk show. YOU GO, GIRL! Debra decides that a four corners match is in order. I don't know why that's doing it "Debra-style," but I'm SURE there's a good joke in there somewhere! Smackdown 11.2.00 Jacqueline, of course, HAS no friends...I suspect racism - hey, maybe Bobby Walker was RIGHT! Smackdown 11.2.00 Patty Patty Buke Buke - HE'S no drunk driver Smackdown 11.2.00 BONG. Are you scared? He's here. HEY HEY HEY HEY I hope he's out to tell him he's talkin' funny! MY GOD! THE STEEL STEPS! How DO they DO that? Smackdown 11.2.00 Hey, what's the deal with that Thunder Tanks annoucer guy's package in that ad there? It's...well, it's THERE. We don't need THAT to sell video games, do we? Smackdown 11.2.00 They should call this Round Table ad "two gay guys talkin' 'bout pizza" Smackdown 11.2.00 Hey, you seen this "Flick Trix" ad? So the guy goes to open his parachute, righ? And he pulls his rip cord...and it just breaks, right? He's got no parachute...he's FREE FALLING. And he just *looks* at us and says "Over the Edge!" What the HELL is THAT about? Could you TRY to make a more unfortunate choice of words? Smackdown 11.2.00 Hell, THIS Round Table ad has a "MEAT CAM" - YOU tell ME those guys talking about pizza aren't gay Smackdown 11.2.00 The WWF Fanatic Series for November features "Hell Yeah: Stone Cold's Saga Continues." Wait...didn't it used to be Fanatix? Did they try to steal somebody's copyright? Naughty, naughty WWF! Raw is War 11.6.00 They want a piece of them, so do they. They don't have to be friends. Maybe it's only for one night, maybe it's long beyond the point any of us are interested in them, but whaddaya say? Are you in? Is D-Generation X back together? Everybody shakes hands. I'm gonna go barf. Raw is War 11.6.00 Hey golly, it's one o' them Pat Buchanan ads! Oh my! Man, this ad is SO MUCH BETTER than those anti-immigration ads he insisted on running during SmackDown! Raw is War 11.6.00 WWF ShopZone.com ad - if you don't have a browser, you can call 203 6015020 - but then, how are you reading THIS?? Raw is War 11.6.00 "What we have just done tonight is one step closer to attaining our goal - soon, Mr. Venis - but for now, united with the strength of our convictions, there is nothing - or no one - that can stop us. We...are in...control!" Mr. Bischoff, paging Mr.Bischoff... Raw is War 11.6.00 "No Mercy" for the N64 ad number...ummm...seven? JESUS Raw is War 11.6.00 Meanwhile, the Rock is WALKING! Oops, somebody just shoved a large pile of heavy metallic objects into him. Hey, my kinda "walking" clip! Raw is War 11.6.00 "No Mercy" for the N64 ad #8 - well hot damn, I probably got them all - now let's NEVER see an ad for this game again ...just like Jericho eating ravioli on a remote island Raw is War 11.6.00 Guess that "Island boy" angle just got silently dropped, eh? "Put that footage of Snuka away, we don't need him no more!" Smackdown 11.9.00 Kevin Kelly - WOW! - stands in front of an exciting door! Smackdown 11.9.00 The "simple trivia question," if you were curious, was "Who is married to Triple H? A) Mary B) Stephanie C) Ivory." Who the HELL is "Mary?" Smackdown 11.9.00 teaser: NO, I was NOT in Edmonton Friday night. YES, I DO have an alibi. RAW is WAR 11.13.00 GENERAL RULE: Anybody who refers to himself as an "Internet personality" probably isn't. For instance, *I* am not an Internet personality. (Figure THAT one out.) RAW is WAR 11.13.00 WRESTLEMANIACS - WHAT DO IT MEAN? Okay, I know who Rick Scaia is...and I *think* I know who "CRZ" is.....who the heck are all these OTHER people? RAW is WAR 11.13.00 Save is made by ... hey! HARDCORE KOOL MOE DEE is back! How you like him now? RAW is WAR 11.13.00 Wait...are Crash and Hardcore friends again? Damn those familial ties! Can Crash have his last name back now? RAW is WAR 11.13.00 Wow! Columbus sure is UGLY! But the Nationwide Arena is BEYOOTIFUL RAW is WAR 11.13.00 Another look at our hosts. This just in: Lawler likes puppies RAW is WAR 11.13.00 out flies K KWIKK with a microphone to Regal's head. (DQ 2:41) Now, you'd think that this would kinda annoy Road Dogg, but .... they start RAPPING? --the hell? Sign in front row: "NOT ACCEPTABLE!" They break into "2 Real G'z Gettin' Rowdy" RAW is WAR 11.13.00 Why is Road Dogg so happy that that dude just cost him the European Championship? What the hell was so wrong with having wrestling? RAW is WAR 11.13.00 Highlights from RAW show Austin's spider sense...tingling...and Benoit and Rock brawling backstage with HILARIOUS results. WHO WILL SURVIVE? Smackdown 11.16.00 WOW! TWO GAY GUYS TALKIN' 'BOUT ROUND TABLE PIZZA! Strangely enough, though, during this ad when he says "it's a solid wall of meat..." well, he *ain't* talkin' 'bout pizza Smackdown 11.16.00 YIKES! My first Christmas themed commercial! DAMN YOU OSH! Smackdown 11.16.00 KICK WHAM STUNNER. 1, 2, 3. (3:16 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT BILL) I shit you NOT on that count - somebody is doing some CAREFUL editing and this chronicler will take a moment to appreciate it. Smackdown 11.16.00 I think he even got a non-light beer tonight! And by God, he EARNED it! Smackdown 11.16.00 OH MY GOD I MAY HAVE TO BUY A VERY SPECIAL PIKACHU N64 JUST SO I CAN PLAY "HEY YOU PIKACHU" Smackdown 11.16.00 You know, Undertaker probably would have won if he'd still been able to use that tombstone. Smackdown 11.16.00 They do the bump before the double back elbow? That's GAY. And I mean that in the "men loving men" way! Smackdown 11.16.00 Backstage, Chyna (whoa! No makeup not good!) Smackdown 11.16.00 PPV: Rick was right and Scott was wrong - wait, I say that EVERY month RAW is WAR 11.20.00 LAST NIGHT: Although you gotta ask - how *did* Helmsley MISS that GIANT forklift coming right at him? RAW is WAR 11.20.00 In case you've been missing out, let me relate to you that the latest "smart" thing for you to do to look "smart" is to openly and publicly bash Stephanie for "writing 100% of the show," which apparently sucks now. And THIS, my friends, is why "smart" fans are by and large, and for the most part...*idiots*. Yeah, you too. ESPECIALLY you. Nutjob. And you want us to think you're making a LIVING doing this? Jesus Christ. Now where was I? RAW is WAR 11.20.00 When even *Jim "It's my sole purpose in life to give Steve Austin blowjobs" Ross* says "I think Austin's gone too far," it ain't TOO hard to see where they're trying to steer us...we can only wonder how long they'll try it, if they have the guts to stick with it, AND....if it works. 'twould be interesting, non? ("You're so wrong! Clearly this is DESPERATION and the WWF is LOSING IT!" "Hey, I *already* called you a nutjob - GIT.") RAW is WAR 11.20.00 By the way, I bought an N64 last Saturday...unfortunately, I haven't yet opened my copy of "No Mercy" because, and I'm a little ashamed to admit it, but I'm COMPLETELY hooked on "Hey You, Pikachu." RAW is WAR 11.20.00 Meanwhile, the Rock is WALKING! THE WWF IS CREATIVELY TAPPED AND DESPERATE RAW is WAR 11.20.00 I guess you're as relieved as I am to learn that Triple H's last words won't necessarily be "holy shit" RAW is WAR 11.20.00 XFL nekkid cheerleaders ad - let's see how nekkid they are when it's twenty degrees below outside RAW is WAR 11.20.00 That RULED. I take back everything I've ever said about Austin. Have a beer, Austin! Have two! The WWF is ALIVE AND WELL and I am GLAD that you and I are watching it TOGETHER. See you at Thanksgiving! RAW is WAR 11.20.00 and if you're smelling a cookbook plug here and there, you've got some sharp eyes and ears. ("Because you smell with your eyes and ears?") ("Hey, I got no TIME for you - this is a HOLIDAY!") Smackdown 11.23.00 "Dungeons & Dragons?" WHY?!? Smackdown 11.23.00 When we come back, Foley uses his broken Japanese to tell Funaki that there's a difference between Kane and candy canes. He sits opposite the Dudley Boyz, who say "Wassup." Mideon brings some minestrone. Does this make you want to buy a cookbook? Smackdown 11.23.00 Debra: "You guys! Who would like a piece of my pie?" Snow: "Is that a trick question?" Funaki: "Excuse me...much....like....pie." Everyone: (hilarious laughter) Me: "Uh....did you guys not see my eyes rolling over here?" Smackdown 11.23.00 And NOW, Buh Buh Ray has the words for which we've waited all night. FOOD FIGHT!" Debra: "I think we should have seen this coming." Foley: "Things could be worse..." Debra gives him a pie in the face. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Was there CHEESE in that pie? Smackdown 11.23.00 Meanwhile, Chris Jericho is WALKING! Meanwhile, Chris Benoit is WALKING! Meanwhile, Kane is WALKING! Meanwhile, Stone Cold Steve Austin is WALKING! Meanwhile, Tracy Smothers is WALKING! Meanwhile, Tom Brandi is WALKING! Meanwhile, Kevin Quinn is WALKING! Meanwhile, Eric Shelley is WALKING! Smackdown 11.23.00 So what I'm SAYING is the WWF rules so I can easily make excuses to forgive them AND having lots of good good wrestling will overcome a lot of interstitial CRAP. On Monday, if I remember, I'll tell you how the previous sentence can be applied to Nitro - you won't want to miss *that!* Smackdown 11.23.00 NOTE TO RICK: Of course, *I* liked ya better when you didn't need ME to make your points for you. When's our contract up again? RAW is WAR 11.27.00 HEY! LOOKIT MOLLY'S CLEAVAGE SPILLING OVER....ahem. RAW be WAR 11.27.00 On Thursday at SmackDown!, Billy Gunn won the intercontinental championship and lots of smarks cried about it (and inbetween sobs, they'd say something HEP like "dick rudo" or something) RAW is WAR 11.27.00 The smarks who will complain about Gunn retaining the title are the same ones who WON'T make any notice of the Radicalz immediately "getting their heat back" with the big beatdown on Gunn. But they'll be MORE than happy to point out when Triple H "gets his heat back" the very same way. I hate smarks because they like to selectively look at certain things and ignore certain other things. Also, they believe wild rumours as if they're set in stone fact, *even* when challenged to come out and provide a damn source. Ahhhhh. SHUT UP SMARKS RAW is WAR 11.27.00 Moments Ago...did Tim White lose a contact lens or something? *What the hell was he doing?* RAW is WAR 11.27.00 Replay of the front superplex, and some of those oh so funky (non-wrestling) moves from K-Kwik. THIS G *ain't* gettin rowdy. RAW is WAR 11.27.00 Please, WWF. I'm BEGGIN' ya. YA GOTTA STOP ALREADY WITH ALL THIS WALKING - smarks will start to openly wonder what happened to all your creativity...and then blame Stephanie in manifestos RAW is WAR 11.27.00 The Rock's got pop. Have you heard? RAW is WAR 11.27.00 Hey! Wait a minute! So... ...he's JUST FINE? DAMMIT! The smarks were RIGHT! Although I may be digging this "wrestling" Austin the most, this Triple H thing has a lameness that seems set to completely overshadow *everything.* And I don't mean in a good way. It doesn't help when they give us a hell of a lot of clips of things we've just seen, combined with at least one shot of EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE WALKING! and try to call it a show. RAW is WAR 11.27.00 Hold on now - Thalia is marrying Tommy Mottola? How come nobody told me about this before? I mean, she hasn't gone out with ME yet! And Mariah Carey AND Luis Miguel sent them flowers? Oh, the intrigue! Smackdown 11.30.00 AWARDS: I hate to say it, but a lot of you are IDIOTS who can't follow SIMPLE instructions. Smackdown 11.30.00 You know, I haven't even gotten around to watching November to Remember yet...there's ANOTHER damn ECW pay-per-view Sunday? Are those guys still in business? Smackdown 11.30.00 Back in the commissioner's office, Mick plays with himself....Connect Four, I mean. Smackdown 11.30.00 Now that I think about it... Golly, I'm starting to think they're NOT gonna tell us how Triple H survived that fall! Smackdown 11.30.00 Ch-ch-ch-Chia! La la la LA la! Smackdown 11.30.00 Santa wears Lugz?!? Smackdown 11.30.00 Next week, UPN wants you to watch their crappy shows, so they'll give out plenty of cameos to WWF superstars Smackdown 11.30.00 I apologize for the extreme delay, I actually had the WCW portion of this finished a long time ago but school among other things has prevented me from getting to WOW until just now. WCW well, many people much more important than I need to say it...but if they don't - we'll miss you, Bobby. I wish there was a place for you left in this business, but it seems as if the business has moved on. With all my heart, I wish it would move back. Nitro 11.6.00 Then they all started BLEATING LIKE SHEEP - I *shit* you not. That's a HELL of a way to set the tone for this show, ain't it? Nitro 11.6.00 LIVE from the PYRO of the United Centre in Chicago, IL 6.11.2K, this is Turner Network Television and THIS is WCW Monday Nitro! QUAAAAAK QUAK QUAK Nitro 11.6.00 Scott Steiner is the star of this ad for "Seven" - I mean, "Mayhem." I CANNOT IMAGINE how long they'll use this line Nitro 11.6.00 1-800-COL-LECT has the misfortune of sponsoring this portion of the show. Nitro 11.6.00 We're gonna hear Goldberg's book plugs ALL NIGHT...reminds me of Scott Keith. Nitro 11.6.00 Storm holds it on and Paisley calls for her backup with a mayday "Code: Bad Hair Day." THEMONSTERMENG comes out, completely 'frolicious, and cleans house. Storm acts scared of Meng. Remember when he held three titles at once? ("Remember when Meng lost his job?" "See, he came back at Storm's request on Thunder." "What was THAT about?" "Umm....") Nitro 11.6.00 Let's Take You Back to the Weekend when Diamond Dallas Page, Rick Steiner, the Cat and Buff Bagwell slummed on "Battledome." Please tell me: which show is giving which the rub? Also, which half of this crew isn't currently active in WCW?Nitro 11.6.00 Forfeits don't COUNT where the title is concerned? SINCE FUCKING WHEN? Let's just add one more level of lameness to this salad, shall we? Nitro 11.6.00 Promotional consideration paid for by Crown Books' "I'm Next" Again, America (ha!) Online Again, Mag-Lite flashlights, and Just for Men. Holy crap, somebody actually learned the demographics of this show! Nitro 11.6.00 Reno says he thought it was more than one guy who got him. Nash and the remaining Thrillers dust off "SOL" and start quacking again. Nitro 11.6.00 He's ready to let somebody out of the limousine....no, no, not yet. It's only four to the hour, see! I say it's gotta be SCOTT NORTON!!!!! Nitro 11.6.00 LANCE STORM joins the commentary team, still wearing a large amount of glitter. He asks why Alex Wright gets the shot tonight despite the fact that he's had three titles and never lost any of them. Sounds like BAD BOOKING to me... Nitro 11.6.00 It's times like this that you're reminded that it is still WORLD Championship Wrestling! Coming to you from the previously mentioned London Arena in London, England and airing 13.11.2K (taped 10.11) on TNT...THIS is WCW Monday Nitro! Attendance is the curiously worded "over 10,482" and here's some PYRO! Nitro 11.13.00 The 1-800-COL-LECT replay is of the...er...action...from earlier. Nitro 11.13.00 Did they give just Crowbar the title because Reno can't leave the country? He wasn't in Australia, right? Am I the only one that notices these things? Do you feel benefit from my insightful, educated guesses? FINE. Nitro 11.13.00 English crowd chants "Tie Bull" for some reason?? Limeys are weird. Nitro 11.13.00 Mayhem ad highlights the genetic freak - he's CRAAAAAAZY. You cannot imagine Nitro 11.13.00 Here's a look at the Thames - this picture is brought to you by 1-800-COL-LECT. Why are they playing Lord Steven Regal's music? Nitro 11.13.00 Promotional consideration paid for by Crown Books' "I'm Next," Slim Jim (Savage), America (ha) Online 6.0 (Will they EVER get it right?), Geico, and Geico (again) Nitro 11.13.00 "The Perfect Storm" was playing on the plane. I didn't spring for the headset, but as near as I can tell, it's a giant waste of time. I mean, they suffer trials, tribulations, and travails...and then DIE AT THE END anyway? Talk about pointless! Nitro 11.13.00 The following announcement is paid for by Jimmy Hart. Since he didn't pay ME anything, I see no need to summarize it for you. Nitro 11.13.00 Earlier Today, the BattleDome "warriors" apparently came all the way to England to attack....oh, HORSESHIT, they did. Nitro 11.13.00 WOW! Wizard of Oz on Saturday! Get your copy of "Dark Side of the Moon" ready! Nitro 11.20.00 WCW logo - TV-14-DL - oh, who can say anymore Nitro 11.20.00 Highlights of Thunder from Manchester's MEN Arena - and the men were in full force, doing manly things and being men at their most man...ah, hell, it's just an *acronym* for "Manchester Evening News" - why am I breaking into THIS shtick? I can't be BORED ALREADY, can I? That would sure suck. Oh, and there's the close captioned logo... Nitro 11.20.00 Last Thursday in Oberhausen, Deutschland, the Boogie Knights won the tag team titles! Please ignore the fact that General Rection is in this clip - just focus on the German lad there - there you go. Our story will be that Disqo was severly injured during the match. Got that? Disqo injured DURING THE MATCH. Okay. Nitro 11.20.00 Augusta, GA (down there we have a good time, we don't talk, we all get together, any kind of weather and we do the camel walk - HEY!) Nitro 11.20.00 got the legs over his shoulders and OHHHHH sitting back in a piledriver! (Rev. Ray says it's a "Super Double Leg Back Piledriver" - thanks, Mr. Gannosuke!) Nitro 11.20.00 Backstage, we see Alex Wight on the cel phone...talking to Disqo. Spying Kronik, he walks over and tells them he has a job for them. Adams asks "how much money you got? You know the gimmick." Wright asks if they'll take personal cheques. Clark says "Do THE ACOLYTES take personal cheques?" (He didn't really, sorry.) After they walk off, the Filthy Animals enter the picture...then chase off Wright with....ice balls? WHATEVER Nitro 11.20.00 "Courtesy Battle Dome" .... no, I don't think so. Nitro 11.20.00 Gunns says "Don't blame Canada, blame yourself" and Paulshock, having studied at the feet of Okerlund the Swearer says "what a bitch!" Nitro 11.20.00 "The following is a paid announcement by Mancow" - NEXT Nitro 11.20.00 Jindrak and Sanders say "set it off" a few thousand times and show us they have no business making any sort of delivery on a big ol' national show like this. Anyway, "let's just say Kiwi's next." They do the SOL spot - quak quak quak. Nitro 11.20.00 Who is Kevin Nash's ally? WHO? We take a break to see THE BATTLE DOME "WARRIORS" having a chat with uberlord of security DOUG DILLINJA - let's take an ad break before this situation could POSSIBLY become **any more EXPLOSIVE** Nitro 11.20.00 Stasiak tries to order pizza, but Reno barges in and demands a match with Big Vito. "You set it up and I'll set it off." This sets off another thousand "set if offs," an SOL, and some bleating Nitro 11.20.00 Moments Ago, Rick Steiner fell to four Battle Dome Warriors - NEXT Nitro 11.20.00 I *still* have a 1995 Nitro tape with Duggan taking on Themonstermeng - these guys NEVER stop fighting each other! Schiavone: "This is Meng - he will eat you now." Meanwhile, Themonstermeng's found his COOL PANTS! Nitro 11.20.00 Why do they zoom into Gunns so close that we can see the little fake boobie implant creases? Nitro 11.20.00 "USA!" THEMONSTERMENG IS FROM THE KINGDOM OF TONGA! Nitro 11.20.00 A sneaky cameraman catches Franchise and Jeff Jarrett having a discussion...at least, they do until somebody says "clear." Bush league rank amateurs, this production staff. Nitro 11.20.00 Why are they talking about golf clubs that don't admit brothas while Goldberg walks out? The world may never know. Nitro 11.20.00 THE PPV: In a surprising flip-flop, *Scott* was right and *Rick* was wrong. I know! I don't believe it either! Nitro 11.27.00 "There's ONE vote you forgot to count! Now choke on that, slapnut!" Funny, but ONE segment from WCW just *entertained* me more than an entire "Smack down your vote" campaign from the WWF...even if it *does* make me wonder if David McLane's been doing a little freelance consulting... Nitro 11.27.00 WCW logo - happy to be here Nitro 11.27.00 Opening Credits - Close Captioned - Listen for David Penzer saying "We're Coming Live in Five...Four...Three..." Nitro 11.27.00 To the ring we go, where GENE O. works tonight! His very special guest is the NEW WCW Heavyweight Champion of the World, OLD MESH HEAD MUSH MOUTH, who is accompanied by a mesh-dressed MIDAJAH. Nitro 11.27.00 At this point, SAY FROOT BOOTY ALREADY is out and making a beeline for the champ - Flair holds him back, along with suddenly appearing refs and security. "What are you doing out here? I just punked your brother's ass? What're you gonna do? I retired your brother, you ain't got nothing to offer!" HE SAID FROOT BOOTY!!!!!!! "If this sad sack ass froot booty [HE SAID IT AGAIN!] got the guts, punk, do to me what you did to my brotha, you jacked up froot booty, I'm here to come and kick yo ass tonight, punk!" ... "Flair...I want you to do your job. You- I will put my career up against Scott Froot Booty Ass Steiner tonight if he's got the guts. I want it right now tonight. We can do it now, sucka!" ... If this is Stevie Ray's swan song...well....at least they FINALLY let him say "froot booty" just one more time. Nitro 11.27.00 Disqo says he can't afford it, and gets to steppin'. Shockingly, Kronik don't seem to mind too much. Let's see how they feel when they're JONEZIN Nitro 11.27.00 Hey Storm, remember when you had three titles? You just lost to a Power Plant kid. Nitro 11.27.00 Promotional consideration paid for by Crown Books' "I'm Next" (again), America (again!) Online 6.0, "Toy Story 2," Mag-Lite and America (DAMMIT!) Online 6.0 Nitro 11.27.00 The following segment, a paid announcement from Jimmy Hart, has been skipped for my sanity. Nitro 11.27.00 O'Haire no-hands it up to the top rope, backflips off, laboured backhand to the gut (God, Nash sucks), kneelift (Nash sucks), right, right, right, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, right, right, left, O'Haire should just REALLY kick him - THAT'D get him to do a better selljob. Nitro 11.27.00 Starrcade ad - hey, they stole the WWF PPV promo music! I cannot imagine! Nitro 11.27.00 I think the best thing we can pray for is a DQ win for the froot booty man. Nitro 11.27.00 Oh, NOW they ring the bell - gotcha. Ignore that last 74 seconds. Nitro 11.27.00 Then he says SOMETHING about a Book End, and sure enough Stevie Ray catches him and hits the Book End! Either he was taunting him or calling a spot, who can say. Nitro 11.27.00 But that's not Scott Steiner's music playing...it's SID VISCOUS come back to kill us all...oops, he only gets two seconds because we're out of time credits SEE YA! Nitro 11.27.00 WOW At this point, LANA STAR's music and video - and then Star herself - interrupt the proceedings - GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY SHE'S LET THEM FREE - SHE'S LET THEM FREE - this woman NEEDS a bra - can we get this woman a bra, PLEASE? Women of Wrestling 7 11.18.00 Lana Star against Poison!" "Why are you still here, David? GOD!" Man, SCREW *this* week's show - I wanna see NEXT week's show!!!!! Golly, she may actually BE wearing a bra...God help her. Women of Wrestling 7 11.18.00 Yikes, there's quite the booty shot there of Summer getting into the ring. Not exactly family friendly! Women of Wrestling 7 11.18.00 Big delayed bodyslam. Big breasts on Billie. Women of Wrestling 7 11.18.00 The finals take place at the WOW pay-per-view....I leave it to YOU to figure out how they can make a six team tournament last until February (round robin maybe? That'd be awfully Japan of them, wouldn't it?) Women of Wrestling 7 11.18.00 Then she breaks the board of education - oh, the ruler - over Steele's back. McLane: "This is what they need in school today - this'd set these teenagers right!" Wow, sounds like an angry senior citizen - "ehh them lousy teenagers with their backwards baseball caps and their hip hop...ehhhhhhh turn up the heat in here!" Women of Wrestling 7 11.25.00 Beckie got the upset pin over Thug and her breastesses ALMOST made an upset appearance! But no. Still, a fine choice of clip. Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 "What's this? There's Terri Gold's world championship belt that was stolen from her? Who could have it? Are they in the building?" Oh, if ONLY that cameraman had moved off of those hands and to the FACE belonging to them! Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 With Star's bulldog being named the Facelift, I'm wondering if OTHER new name moves are soon to come. I've compiled a short list of suggestions:
  • The Overdub
  • The Airbrush
  • The Black Roots
  • The Fake Breasts
  • The Two Syllables Dropped Off The Last Name
  • The Casting Couch Screen Test Of course, none of this should be taken as a suggestion that the lovely Ms. Star has had any of ALL of the above...after all, I doubt she's had a facelift either Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 That EnerX ad scares me. "Yeah! STAMINA'S more like it!" And that dude next to her is all "yeah, I'm a SUPER STUD now that I TAKE THIS PILL and mah woman, she just CAN'T GIT ENOUGH" Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 (Take out the pill reference and this sounds like a Scott Steiner promo) Wheels "revs it up," then pulls HER up by the hair - lingering long enough in the crotch area to make you say "hmmm"- then finishing it Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Nothing's settled here and they're STILL going at it as ANOTHER REF joins the fray in an attempt to get these two separated - but NOTHING DOING! But before I get overstimulated, let's cut to... Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Golly, she's WHINY this week - say, do wrestlers get PM--ohh, sorry. That's *extremely* sexist and I'm sorry I even STARTED that thought. Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Is that a Wayans brother in "Dungeons & Dragons?" Let's pile it all together... Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Here's an Asian-lookin' chick in the crowd - let's see what *she's* got to say "Lotus and Jade just...kick their ass...with karate! And kung fu!" Ooh, that's gotta be embarrassing for her entire RACE, there - not so much her words as the GIANT WAD OF GUM in her mouth while she tries to spit OUT those words. Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Whip into the opposite corner, Jade up and onto her shoulders (I SEE HER WEDGIE! WOO HOO!)Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 ALSO a "full bodyslam" if you're McLane, because remembering move names you didn't just make up is HARD Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 I take it back - Goon's mask looks more like that robot S.V7 from that one episode of "Doctor Who" - you know the one I'm talking about? Leela was in it - yeah, she WOULD make a good wrestler, come to think of it... Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Noooo! Not CLEO! Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Once again, if you can't tell them apart, here's a little primer: Rider is *the one who wears a shirt,* while Davidson is *the one who makes give me fellatio" hand motions with her tongue.* Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Holy cow, a WWF ad! No, not *that* WWF...the World Wildlife Fund Women of Wrestling 8 11.25.00 Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - Buy the things you want at great prices.