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Back again comes I, like a weather beaten she-dragon of the North. 10. I really think WCW might have something if they replaced tired, non-drawing names like DDP, Nash and Rick Steiner, with the simple trio of Booker T, Sting, and Goldberg. If any of those three guys are injured, Then plug in Nash or DDP. At the rate they are going, it's pale caricatures of guys that are over 1, guys that are over zip. 9. Daniels v. Modest. I thought this was the best thing on Nitro. On the other hand, I thought Christopher Daniels embarrassed himself. He looked green out there, and there's no excuse for that. It's hard to do a moonsault off any ropes, and there's no automatic reason to phase spots like that into the matchup when you're not familiar with the ring. Besides the fuck-up, I thought he shook off the injury admirably, and got better as he went along. Modest looked much, much better. He looked like a Hart brother in there. He's got a good look - nothing like Kevin Sullivan - as opposed to whatever the fuck Daniels was doing. With that said, I don't think there's any question that WCW should have brought both of them in, I'm glad they did, and I'm looking forward to seeing both on my television in the near future. 9.5. Here's what they should have done for Modest - give him the whole Jericho spiel and build him up as a huge heel. It could have been the compulsion for a Lance Storm face turn. Storm v. a hot newcomer in a couple of kickass matches would have helped out both men's careers. Modest is too talented to not work in the Big Three. He has the persona to be a real star, and I believe that. 9.25. I'm sorry to keep harping on that match, but there was one other thing that bothered me about comments regarding it. If I had to hear one more person say that Modest dropped Daniels on his head in a sick dragon suplex, I'll throw up. He completely flipped him over. Just because these guys use different moves is no reason to be acting like each and every one is Misawa-caliber. For instance, was that a Tiger Driver? No. It was a sit down butterfly powerbomb, that's all. I thought Modest had great ring presence, even though his finisher is kind of lame and indyish. 8. So much of what becomes of a wrestler is accorded with his introduction. To rephrase that: once you're over, you're over. Once Jericho got over, he was over. Once Tazz got over, he was over. Both these men had a very nice buildup to their introduction. Some guys take their heat with them wherever they go: Eddy and Raven being two prime examples. When Raven entered the Fed, he was more over than he was now. That's kind of frightening, but being a jobber will do that to you. Some guys take forever to catch on: HHH being the prime example of perennial midcarder turned main eventer. He had a shitty intro but the Fed stuck with their investment and it paid off big time. If WCW gives Modest a really nice introduction, he's immediately over. Now it'll take forever to find his niche in the company. 7. The highlight of SmackDown, as far as I was concerned, was the Giant v. Jericho match. Not because the match was anything special, or that the Rock was setting up a heel turn on commentary. It's because when Benoit ran out to make the save for Jericho, the fans chanted BEN-WA! I couldn't believe that. You could really hear it. It's time to turn him face against Rock or Austin or Show. I wanted Benoit to tope him at the end very very badly. The whole situation made me realize how much I truly wanted Benoit to be a face so that I hear cheers for him. 6. Here's something I haven't heard mentioned: what if Rock told WWF bookers that he WANTED to turn heel. It's a bizarre thing to ask, but what if management said to Austin and Rock, their two top guys: "We want you guys to main event WrestleMania. Who wants to be the heel and who wants to be the face?" After talking it out, maybe Rock wanted the heel turn. I'm still not sure it's coming though. 5. The Cruiserweight gauntlet match was probably the WCW match of the year. And I mean of this year AND last year. Steiner-Goldberg was, for all intents and purposes, WCW's best match last year, and the sixteen minute spotfest was at least as good as that, if not better. It was a real eye opener on a lot of levels. First of all, if this is a demotion for Rey and Kidman, they sure do look to be enjoying it because this is the best ringwork I've seen from them forever. I think they've been put in too many big men, little men matchups. Instead of treating them like heavyweights, WCW sends them back to the cruiserweight division. I really think Kidman should wrestle without his shirt off. Jaime Knoble looked great, and if they can get him a gimmick, he'd be a lot of fun to watch. He can't talk because he has a wicked Southern accent, but he can have a manager or something. The Yung Dragons were pretty good. Lash Leroux has looked better in tag team competition - I suggest teaming him up with Modest as a tag team. I'd be into it. Shane Helms looked better than ever, and after Big Show stole his Nightmare on Helms Street finisher on Smackdown, I expect Helms to begin using the Showstopper and Show to bust out the Vertebraeker on Ben-wa. Evan Karagias is also much improved and I was pleased with Skipper's work too. Looks like Russo really strengthened the cruiser division just as the smarks thought he was killing it. As for the division in general - if it leads to three guaranteed ***1/2 matches on every WCW pay-per-view, I think that only good things can come of it. Side note: after everyone is talking about the cruiserweight division, and WCW has the gauntlet match to reestablish the division, the headline on WrestleLine is "WCW must reestablish cruiserweight division." 4. Superbrawl: Revenge is shaping up like this:
Steiner v. Nash (WCW Title, Fat Killer jobs) At least the booking is linear. At least RTC isn't fighting the WWF ad nauseum. At least Austin isn't fighting HHH ad nauseum. At least Benoit and Jericho aren't stuck in stupid storylines forever. At least SOMETHING ENDS IN WCW, and I don't have to watch Undertaker & Kane, part five fucking thousand. Sure, the three top matches are going to blow, and the faces are stupid and the workrate is bad, and the wrong guys are pushed, BUT AT LEAST SOMEBODY IS BEING PUSHED. At this point I'd rather watch any match on the WCW undercard then any version of RTC v. whoever. 3. Justin Credible goes to the WWF. Why the WWF needs even more talent when they can't put together an angle with what they have is beyond me. I can think of ten WWF midcarders that deserve pushes more than Credible: D'Lo Brown, Dean Malenko, Hardcore Holly, Raven, Tazz, Al Snow, Kaientai, Perry Saturn, Essa Rios, and Scotty 2 Hotty. Each man I have listed has a better workrate than Justin Credible. In fact, I've never seen a singles match that Credible had that went above **1/2 stars. Every time he wrestles, you are guaranteed to see that STUPID sleeper spot, the STUPID Michaels bump, his finisher OH WAIT HE CAN'T USE HIS FINISHER, and a cane. It's pure politics here. He has no name recognition, so what's the point? Why didn't they just bring Chris Daniels in while they had the chance? He blows spots just as well as Jericho, for godsakes. Maybe HHH is just a sucker for guys that can't come off the top rope. 2.5. The Torch is teasing a possible ECW invasion Part Deux with Extreme SmackDown and the signing of Credible and maybe Rhino. If it happens, it's a bad idea. Unless it leads to the demolition of the RTC at WM. RTC v. ECW at Wrestlemania? I could handle that. 2. Here's my plea to the WWF - just push someone, anyone. I was reading "Downtown Dave" over at WrestleLine, and his idea was to push a midcarder as the winner of the Royal Rumble, suggesting Perry Saturn as an example. And the scary thing is that I thought it was a pretty good idea for awhile. I said to myself - Perry Saturn in the WrestleMania X-Seven main event - that's a good idea. After coming to my senses, I realized how much I just wanted to see somebody win a match and move up in the Fed. Crash went on a winning streak a while back, and I said to myself, "I don't like Crash particularly, but that's cool, he's winning some matches, maybe he'll fight someone for a title." Instead, what I saw was him getting jobbed. What has happened is that virtually everyone in the WWF has become glorified jobbers to the stars. No meaningful feuds whatsoever. The only people getting repeated wins are the RTC. 1. If one more person refers to HHH as Trip, I think I'll kill myself. Just because Eric S. calls him that, doesn't mean you have to, jackass. I don't think anybody really needs the background on this one, so let's go straight to the match. Steamboat v. Savage, WrestleMania III. Lockup to start, and Savage bails. Armdrags abound, and a high choke by Steamer. Savage turns the tide, and works Steamer on the ropes, and clotheslining him for two. Macho misses the blind charge, and Steamboat works the arm like a medieval fire-beast. More work on the arm. A whip to the corner lets Steamboat take a bump over the turnbuckle to the outside.e Macho Man kicks him off the apron, and then brings him back up. This time he hits Steamer's throat with an elbow. He kicks at Steamboat on the apron, and then snapmares him in the ring. Cover gets two. Kneedrop gets two. Steamboat chips him until he's tied up in the ropes and wails on the Macho Man. Bodypress gets tow for Steamer and that leads into a badass sequence that gives Steamer a few tow counts off elbows, until Save knees him in the back and tries to toss him. Steamer skins the cat, and flips back in the ring only to be clotheslined out. Steamer is bumping like Shawn, as he goes over the barrier. George "The Animal" Steele brings Steamer back into the ring, but Savage mercilessly tosses him again and follows with a flying double axe. Savage rolls back in, Back in the ring, the flying double axe and a running elbow get two. Jumping stungun gets two. Atomic drop gets two. Vertical suplex gets two. Savage cuts off a comeback and hits a gutwrench suplex for two. Steamer flips out of whatever and chops Savage, but a nice sequence leads to a back body drop from Steamboat to Savage, who takes a cool bump. Flying clothesline gets two for Steamboat. Elbow gets two. Sunset flip gets two. Schoolboy gets two. Bridging roll up gets two. Small package gets two. Scoop slam into a slingshot to the post gets two. Roll-up off the ropes for two, reversed by Savage for two. Savage tosses Steamer to the post to retake the advantage. Ref bump. Savage gets a clothesline , and Savage goes for the elbow. He hits it, but the ref's down. That's an early example of protective booking right there. Savage gets the bell, but Steele takes it away from him. Savage retakes the bell,, but Animal tosses him off the top rope. Savage tries a slam but gets reverses into a small package for three at 14:25 ***3/4, tops. The match had tremendous heat, but by today's standards it's nothing to write home about. In the time period it's pretty great stuff, but we've seen so, so much stuff since then. Also, the structure of the match is so elementary: Savage kicks ass, Steamer kicks ass, interference, pinfall. It's like every RAW match we've seen since then. Besides that, it's still a really good match, but its mark-out value has ballooned its importance. I thought I'd throw out my opinion on a match that has weathered many: Van Dam v. Lynn II. Living Dangerously was good, but I thought this one, without the teased ending, was better. Rob Van Dam v. Jerry Lynn from Hardcore Heaven 99 for the ECW World Television Title. This is taped from the first episode of ECW on TNN. The tape cuts out the heavy, heavy stalling at the beginning of the match. They do their little sequence to start, and then Van Dam leapfrogs off the top rope to the apron, as Lynn hits a springboard drop-kick on RVD to the floor. Plancha, and then Lynn rocker droppers him back in viciously. Chops, as Alfonso's grating voice hits the mike. Lynn bulldogs RVD from the top rope for 2. RVD chants start up, and real loud, because this was awhile ago. Lynn to the top, but Alfonso crotches him. Missed VanDaminator, and then Lynn hits Van Dam in the face with the chair and gets boos. Lynn to the corner, but Van Dam moves and he gets crotched again. RVD then hits a leaping sidekick. Lynn to the mat and hits his face, not very realistically, although he sell it well. Some time passes before the tape comes back with RVD hitting a jumping leap (?) onto Lynn on chairs in the crowd. Back in the ring, and Lynn goes for the Tornado DDT but gets northern lights suplexed. RVD! RVD! RVD puts him on the turnbuckle from the northern lights suplex position but Lynn sunset flip powerbombs him to the mat for two. Short-arm clothesline lays Van Dam out. Lynn goes for the table, a guaranteed time waster that will likely add nothing to the match. On the outside whip to the guard rail, and then Lynn is back body dropped into the crowd. Going for the VanDaminator., RVD hits a vicious one, and Lynn sells like a champ. ECW chants abound. Back in the ring as Van Dam does a stupid little bit to kick a chair into Lynn's face. Jerry goes for a tornado DDT to the outside, but RVD reverses with a clothesline him back in the ring. Comes in with a legdrop for two. This tape cuts out a little resting, but otherwise action is constant. RVD is winded as hell, whip to the corner. Charge, Lynn drops him to the outside apron. Sunset flip powerbomb through the table. Oof. That was a nice spot. There was much resting here, but the tape cuts back in again. Both men look beat as Lynn gets kicked in the face on a charge. Little sequence with the chair results into Alfonso getting it in the face. German suplex from Lynn for two. Jerry back with a scoop slam, to the top turnbuckle. Lynn kicks him in the face, punches him in the head and climbs the turnbuckle but not before being set up for a steel chair sidekick. But, once they are on the to turnbuckle, they both blow the spot. What a shame, looked like it would have been a superplex on a chair. They don't try it again, as the crowd chants some chant with the word fuck in it. RVD gets two off of that, but Jerry comes back with a VanDaminator to turn the tide. That gets two, then Lynn staggers up and they do an ugly pinning sequence that leads into Lynn going for the piledriver. RVD tries to sit on him, but Lynn schoolboys for two. RVD to the top and he does the split legged moonsault for two. RVD is spent. He's gone way too long. Signals to the crowd to buy time, Van Dam goes for a scoop slam but Lynn reverses to try an inverted DDT. RVD flips him over instead, and Van Dam hits a legdrop. Van Dam to the top rope - ***** star frog splash. But Jerry rolls over and gets two. Little German suplex reversal gets Jerry Lynn to another VanDaminator, then hits a second five star frog splash. It's over. ***1/2 I can't help but think everyone who likes ECW overrates the matches because of the overactive Philly crowd and everyone who dislikes ECW underrates the matches because of the Philly crowd. The match was too long for Van Dam, who's better when he keeps it under fifteen. Otherwise, the table spot was not excessive, and I was able to live with the uses of the chair. The match moves quick, especially on this tape. The story sells some of the resting. On the negative side, the story is basically Jerry gets his ass kicked. On some level like or dislike of this match is purely a preference thing. I apologize for the stupidity of the previous sentence. Hit me with feedback at gould41@aol.com. Later.
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