Yeah, I know it's a dramatic title for my debut article here on SlashWrestling. Its one of those double entendre deals; am I talking about the fact that my ego is going to get the best of me in the long run and you'll be subjected to my hypocrisy, or am I talking about the fact that professional wrestling sucks. Keep reading and you may be enlightened.

I could bore you with a long winded rant about how much better wrestling used to be, and how knowledgeable I am of the business... but I won't, because its not true. Truth is, I am killing professional wrestling. I haven't bought a ticket to a show in years. I haven't bought some overpriced shirt that I would be embarrassed to wear in public. But yet, I feel right at home mocking and laughing at what professional wrestling has become.

So strap on your safety belt and enjoy the ride. The WWE is dying a slooooow death, and we're all gonna have front row seats to this spectacle. Get ready for even wackier booking, aborted pushes, and disgruntled talent. With all that said, wake me up when they start doing "Tequila Bottle on a Pole" matches. Too bad Scott Hall got fired.

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