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RETRO RECAPS FROM JHAWK'S BEAK EXCLUSIVE: The Stone Cold-Debra marriage proposal Dateline: Sometime in 1999. The location: Some restaurant. Our story so far: Debra has finally realized that Steve McMichael is unable to pay alimony after being released from WCW, so she needs to make her money somehow. We pick it up during dinner. DEBRA: Honey? AUSTIN: What? D: I have something to ask you. A: What? D: It's kind of a silly question, really. A: What? D: Well, we've known each other for over a year now... A: What? D: A year. A: What? D: 12 months. A: What? D: 365 days. A: What? D: And we've been getting along pretty well I think. A: What? D: We love each other. A: What? D: We're fond of each other. A: What? D: We adore each other. A: What? D: And I think we should get married. A: What? D: Hitched. A: What? D: Attached. A: What? D: Bound in holy matrimony. A: What? D: Will you marry me? A: What? D: Will you be my husband? A: What? D: The man of my life. A: What? D: The one I spend the rest of my life with? A: What? D: If you want to marry me, just say what. A: What? D: YES! A: What? What? What? What?
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