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To: slash@slashwrestling.com
Subject: A hot proposal 4 ur hot site!

Hey dood! My friendz told me taht ur site was teh best on the net and they were right it is the bestest! BUt I know a way u could make it even betteR! You could post hot newz items from HotWWFNewz.com!!! And here is an example of my HOT reporting, u can post it on your site if you wanT! And I can mail u a new 1 every week if u want me 2! And here it is, an example of my work!!

I AM BACK WIT HOT NEWZ! And the big newz is taht there si no more alliancE! No more EC DUB YA and know more Duble ya see double ya!!! And all the wrestlers that were in the alliance are FIRED! And you will never see them agains and they all wrestle for XWF with Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warror now! apart from dee dee pee, he's retired and hes going to be a motivateonal singer now!

RICK FLARE SIGNS WITH TEH WWF! Ric Flair isnt really the half owner though, tahts just an angle! But he did sign a 25 year contract and he will be with the wwf until he DIES of old age which might be quite soon lol only joking! In case u dont know, Ric flair is a legend and he is a 17 time double ya see double ya world champeon! but he wont wrestle again cause he has the arthritus!

Eddy Guerrer is in jail cause he get high and he lost his job cause he got high and his wife left him for dean malenko cause he got high lol!

Rikishi has lost 100 hundred pounds lb and is going to be a light crusierweight when he coems back!

Hardcore holly is getting a new robot arm made for him and it'll be likes luke skywalkers arm in the empire strike back! And he'll be out of action for five years but when he comes back he'll get a big push!

Tripel H is still recovering from his leg breaking and he has been shagging stephanie in his time off the lucky basturd lol and he'll be back at royal rumbel cause there will be a mystery enterant and that mystery man is TEH GAME! And he is number 30 and he wins when he throws out Albert then JR sez "MY GAWD IN HEAVEN AND SWEET BABY JESUS TOO, KING, I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE MY FUCKING EYES!"!

As you know the king is back!" This is becuze Vince fired Paul Heyman (or should I say Paul GAYheyman lol) for shotting on vince on smcakdonw so they needed a replacement! So vince said that King can cume back but only if he divorces the Kat! So King divorced that slut and married a 16 year old and is now back in the WWFE welcome back the king!

Test and Stacy keibler will be having sex on Raw but GTV (tahts Gillberg TV BTW) will catch them and King will say "whooo, I can see the PUPPIES!" but Stacy will still have her bra on and teh fanz will boo and Test will say "these puppiez are only for me!" and he'll give the GTV camera the big boot!

Matt and Jeff will break up when Matt catches Jeff in bed with Lita and Matt sez "Jeff, I thought you were gay!?" and Jeff sez, "you mean Lita's a women!"? and Matt sez "HUUUUUUH" and then u can see lita's thong!

Booker T is out of a job now that the alliance lost so I thought I would get an exclusive phone interview with him! And here it si an exclusive phone interview with booker t conducted by me over the phone with booker T!

Me: Hey dood.

Booker: Hello.

Me: So how does it feel to be out of a job!?

Booker: The Bookerman will be back soon.

Me: But the alliance is gonnee! Ur fired!

Booker: Uh kid, that's just a storyline.

Me: Huh?

Booker: It's just an angle.

Me: Waht do you think of curt angel?

Booker: Kurt's a great wrestler and I have a lot of respect for him.

Me: But he turned on teh Alliance and cost u you're job!

Booker: Uh, yeah, right...I hate that sucka!

Me: Is Mister T really ur father?

Booker: Of course not.

Me: OH!

Booker: ...

Me: ....

Booker: Don't you have any more questions?

Me: Oh yeah, why do you stare at ur hand like taht? Is it cuse u use your hand to masturwank?

Booker: Masturwank? What the hell is wrong wit chu?

Me: Who is your best friend in wrestling is it stone cold?

Booker: My best friend is probably Shane McMahon.

Me: Why hes gay why are you not friends with stone cold?

Booker: Look, kid, ask a decent question or the Bookerman will give you an axe kick!

Me: OH no! But you never beat anyone with the axe kick!

Booker: Teh Suckas won't sell it!

Me: Is it true the you never won the double ya see double ya titel cause you are black and the good old boyz were holding the brothers down?

Booker: Uh, kid, I'm a five time WCW world champion.

Me: lol

Booker: Did you just say lol?

Me: lol

Booker: You didn't say that. TELL ME you did NOT just say that...

Me: lol

Booker: I'm hanging up...

Me: No wait I have a nother question!

Booker: Okay, but make it a good one.

Me: Who wsa your toughest opponent?

Booker: Good question. I've fought a lot of good ones, but my toughest was probably the Rock.

Me: Yeah the rock kicked your ass, SUCKAAAA!

Booker: I'm about to hang up again...

Me: WAIT! One more question, booker, who tought you how to do the spinaroonie? Was it mark madden?

Booker: That fat bitch? Hell no! It was my brotha, Stevie Ray.

Me: you have a brotha?

Booker: uh, yeah. He was my tag partner in WCW, fool.

Me: Oh, I never watched WCW.

Booker: Why not?

Me: Because WCW is 4 FAGZ!

Booker: Goodbye.

Me: GOODBYE YOU FAGGOT!

(interview ends)

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