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CHUCK PALUMBO'S NEW THEME

This isn't Chuck Palumbo's new entrance music, but it SHOULD be.

The idea came from a conversation with my friend Dave during InVasion. No points for being the first to guess the original tune.

Chuck
Exciting and new
He's on board
Dub-C-W
Oh Chuck
Life's sweetest reward
Watch him go
He'll astonish you
PaLUMMMMMMbo
Soon will be getting a title run
PaLUMMMMMMbo
Promises something for everyone
He can sure get hardcore, on a pole, or a three-way dance
Oh Chuck
With nice curly hair
He's much better than loser Sean O'Haire
It's Chuccccck!
Stand up and cheer for Chuccccccccccck!

James Kalyn
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