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THE BENEDICTION On October 31, we will be celebrating All Saints Day in many of our churches across the country. In this service, we honor and remember those who have died in the past year. In keeping with that tradition for the purpose of this webpage, and to take my first-ever foray into fantasy booking, I will attempt to create the ultimate supercard of grapplers who have gone to the heavenly locker room. In so doing, I would like to thank 1wrestlinglegends.com for research done on the site. Also, I will not post any results--please send me your opinions on how these matches would have played out, or if you have any memories of the wrestlers mentioned below. Without any further ado... ANNOUNCERS Gordon Solie and Gorilla Monsoon REFEREES Joey Marella, Randy Anderson, Mark Curtis (Brian Hildebrand) RING ANNOUNCER Jimmy Lennon, Sr. MATCH #1--PRELIMINARY WRESTLER FOUR WAY DANCE Battle of the Jobbers: Quickdraw Rick McGraw vs. Frank Williams vs. Brady Boone vs. Terry Garvin MATCH #2--TEXAS TORNADO MATCH Kerry, David, Mike, and Chris Von Erich (with Fritz Von Erich in their corner) vs. Chris Adams, Gino Hernandez, Terry Gordy, and Buzz Sawyer MATCH #3- TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith vs. The Fabulous Kangaroos (Al Costello and Roy Heffernan) Giant Baba and Rikidozan The Spoiler and The Assassin Jay Youngblood and Jules Strongbow Jim Londos and Stanislaus Zbyszko Dino Bravo and Jos LeDuc MATCH #4--LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHTS VS. THE LUCHADORES El Santo, Gory Guerrero, The Blue Demon, and Villano I vs. Art Barr, Nelson Royal, Brian Pillman, and Russ Haas MATCH #5--BODYSLAM MATCH Andre the Giant (425 lbs. in prime) vs. Big John Studd (350 pounds in prime) vs. Plowboy Frazier (Uncle Elmer; 500 lbs in prime) vs. Crusher Blackwell (400 lbs in prime) vs. Happy Humphrey (800 {!!!} lbs. during brief career) vs. Yokuzuna (billed as 600 lbs in prime) MATCH #6--HARDCORE LEGENDS TLC MATCH Dick the Bruiser and Dick Murdoch vs. Louie Spicolli and Flyboy Rocco Rock Bruiser Brody and "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert Johnny Valentine and Ray "The Crippler" Stevens MATCH #7--HAIR VS HAIR VS HAIR Gorgeous George vs "Ravishing" Rick Rude vs. "Adorable" Adrian Adonis MATCH #8--LADIES TAG TEAM MATCH Mildred Burke, June Byers, and Helen Hild vs. "Monster Ripper" Rhonda Singh, Plum Mariko, and Vivian Vachon MATCH #9--SPECIAL INVITATION BATTLE ROYAL
MATCH #10--GRUDGE MATCH Frank Gotch vs. Strangler Lewis MATCH #11--HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Lou Thesz vs. "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers Until next time...God bless you and yours. Yours in Christ Jesus, "The Right Reverend" Ross Mowery [slash] wrestling |
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