WRESTLING ACCORDING TO THE MOVIES
Volume 2 - "Casablanca"
Quote No. 1
This seems to be the general attitude of the resident lurkers over at the ez-board. Remember that opinions differ and you're all wrong. Also remember that all generalizations are false, including this one.
Quote No. 2
I think this is how we're supposed to feel about the on-again-off-again relationship between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon. Stone Cold and Vince have always despised each other, even when they were on the same side. But somehow, it seems like old Vince always has Stone Cold in his corner at the end.
Quote No. 3
This is meant to be a shout-out to my boy LMO. See, the zombie factor goes back at least as far as the early 1900's. Does being killed five times make you an even stiffer zombie than if you are only killed once? Either way, I'm still pulling for the All-Zombie Halloween PPV.
Quote No. 4
Stone Cold is the current Rick Blaine...he's running guns on the wrong side of the battle lines right now. However, my guess is Stone Cold (or Cold Steel as we know him around here) will listen to the good Captain's advice. SCSA swerve at Survivor Series.
Quote No. 5
Senor Ferrari, the local controller of all things evil, was not as influential or respected as he thought he was. Neither is the WWF's version of Senor Ferrari, Shane-O-Mac.
Quote No. 6
I think these are the same words that Chuck Palumbo muttered into Billy Gunn's ear as they formed the Ass-Chuck's. Or is it Palumbass? Check out "New Tag Teams" on the ez-board for more good ass jokes.
Quote No. 7
I think this is what Eddy Guerrerro told his girl friend on the phone after his run in with the fence this weekend. Poor Eddy shouldn't be making plans for the future...unless they include a stint in Hogan's not-ready-for-prime-time fed.
Quote No. 8
I don't know why but this just strikes me as something Test would say. I'm one of the people who really doesn't understand his push at all. His in-ring work is OK. His finishing move is boring (and it's already taken). And his mic skills SUCK. Read the above quote and then imagine Test looking at Booker T with all that faux emotion in his eyes....ugh.
Quote No. 9
Heh. Heh. Someone is going to defect. Let's have a meeting....is it Tommy Dreamer?? Is it Justin Credible?? Is it Chuck Palumbo?? (pssst, Shane, he's not in the Alliance anymore) Is it that guy in the back who hasn't been on TV for so long that no one know his name???
Obligatory Most Famous Quote No. 10
What he meant to say was, "Here's looking at you, Kidman." I think it was in reference to the fact that Kidman is shagging old what's her name that used to be on TV feuding with Stacy but now isn't.
That's it for this week's Wrestling According to the Movies. Maybe I'll post another movie next week. Feel free to drop me a line or give me a shout-out over at the ez-board.