BLAH

O'Neill Center
Danbury, CT

Cyrus punked out Joel Gertner after his naughty limerick - Joey Styles grabbed him, then we went to the opening credits

Steve Corino, Jack Victory and Rhino goaded Lori Fullington into slapping Corino - then they took her into the ring, drawing out Sandman - Lori was put through a table and Sandman was punked out - Sandman followed his wife to the hospital, and Cyrus declared a forfeit in his TV title tourney semifinal match

Twenty minutes in before we get a match...

• Bullrope Match
  Dusty Rhodes (10'15" elbowdrop -> pin) Steve Corino
• Dangerous Alliance (7'24" Anderson spinebuster -> pin) Danny Doring & Roadkill
  Elektra turned, left with Lou E. Dangerously
• World Heavyweight Champion Mike Awesome (4'45" top rope crucifix powerbomb through table -> pin) Kid Kash
• Chris Chetti & Nova (7'32" Tidal wave -> pin) Gedo & Jado

• Television Tournament Semifinal - Italian Death Match
  Super Crazy (7'54" brainbuster -> pin) Little Guido
• Balls Mahoney (1'58" Nutcracker Suite on a chair -> pin) Kintaro Kanemura
  Post-match the Baldies came out and put Balls through a table - New Jack came out, he and Grimes brawled out to a scaffold and New Jack went through two tables, Grimes landing on him - about 9 minutes
• Elimination Match
  Tommy Dreamer & Masato Tanaka (4'33" roaring elbow -> pin) Mike Awesome & Raven
  Impact Players (9'07" stuff piledriver -> Storm pin) Tommy Dreamer & Masato Tanaka
  
  Impact Players win second world tag team championship
• Television Tournament Final
  Super Crazy (7'56" top-rope moonsault -> pin) Rhino
  
  Featuring run-ins by Cyrus, Corino, Victory, Tajiri, van Dam, Riggs, Alphonso, Sandman, and I think I might have been in there too... - we end at 7:20?!?

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BLAH