BLAH

Hosts: Tony Schiavone, Scott Hudson & Mark Madden
• World Cruiserweight Champion Lt. Loco (4'57" outside interference -> pin) Disco Inferno
• #1 Contenders' Match
  Kronic (9'20" high time -> Clarke pin Johnny) Mamalukes
• Ambulance Match
  Mike Awesome (9'40") Diamond Dallas Page
  In what should come as a shock to nobody, Kanyon turned on Page to cost him victory
• Boot Camp Match
  GI Bro (13'57" Lex flexor -> CO) Shawn "Perfectshawn" Stasiak
  "This is what the relaxed rules is all about!" - Tony Schiavone
• Tables Match - first man to put his opponent through three tables wins
  
  • The Wall (3'55" chokeslam) The Franchise
  • Wall (4'47" gutwrench slam) Franchise
  • Franchise (7'57" contrived fall from ladder through "three" table stack) Wall
• Asylum Match
  United States Heavyweight Champion Scott Steiner (3'47" Steiner Recliner) Tank Abbott & Rick Steiner
• Hulk Hogan (11'40" brass knux -> pin) Kidman
  Hogan will get a World Heavyweight title shot at Bash at the Beach
• Ric Flair (10'17" figure four) David Flair
  Post-match, Vince Russo promised to "retire" Flair tomorrow night
• Human Torch Match
  Vampiro (7'23") a stuntman resembling Sting
• WCW World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Jarrett (17'22") Kevin Nash
  
  Cat announced prior to the match that there would be a special guest bellringer (Konnan), a special guest timekeeper (Rey Mysterio Jr), a special guest beltkeeper (Juvi the Juice), a special guest ring announcer (Disco Inferno) and a special guest referee (himself).

  Finish saw Goldberg hit the ring and...wait for it...spear Nash. Exiting the scary Goldberg monster truck...Eric Bischoff and Russo. They hit the ring, stared Goldberg down - and then embraced.

  God help WCW.

  God help us all.

  
  

BLAH