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WWA: The Revolution
Aladdin Resort & Casino
Las Vegas, NV
- CEO Andrew McManus opened the show with a brief announcement. He also announced Randy Savage's failure to appear tonight due to his "business advisors...[stalling] contract talks" on Thursday.
- Tantric (?) performed "Revolution"
- Your hosts are Jeremy Borash & Mark Madden
- Cruiserweight Survival Elimination Match
- Lo-Ki (7'48" jumping kick -> pin) Shark Boy
- AJ Styles (11'27" Styles clash -> pin) Tony Mamaluke
- Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels (15'23" top rope throat slam -> pin) Lo-Ki
- Styles (18'12" top rope Styles clash -> pin) Daniels
- Nova (19'53" leg sweep into superplex -> pin) Styles
- WWA Commissioner Bret Hart announced that tonight's main event had been changed to Jeff Jarrett vs. Brian Christopher for the WWA World Championship - then he rehashed the same speech he gave during the first PPV
- The Funkster (Alan Funk) (7'35" piledriver -> legdrop -> pin) Reno
- Relieved of his match with Brian Christopher, Disco Inferno laid out an open challenge, then joined the commentators
- Kronic (4'52" High Times -> Clarke pin ?) Native Blood (Navajo Warrior & Ghost Walker)
- The Star-ettes "danced" to DJ Icey
- "The Erruption" (sic) takes place 13 April in Australia - it will be broadcast in America on 14 April
- Hardcore Midget Action
Puppet the Psycho Dwarf (7'27" TKO on thumbtacks -> pin) TEO
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- Post-match, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner came out for a little ritualistic midget abuse...and a few words...this led to
- Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner (not a match - about 2 minutes) Disco Inferno
- Eddy Guererro (sic) (12'45" frog splash -> pin) Psicosis & Juventud Guerrera
Guerrero becomes "WWA international cruiserweight champion of the world," winning title held by Psicosis coming into this match
Post-match, he started to cut an angry promo, but was interrupted by Jerry Lynn, who cut a face promo until an impromptu brawl broke out - culminating in Lynn executing a cradle piledriver on the belt
- Star-ettes dance to J.Lo's "Play"
- No Disqualification
Devon Storm (20'39") Sabu
- Larry Zbyszko is welcomed to the ring to say a few words - but sticks around to say a few more, eventually challenging "Vince Jr." to accept a one-way ticket to Larryland...and a match in the WWA ring
- Rick Steiner & Ernest "The Cat" Miller (0'58" kick -> pin) West Hollywood Blondes (Lenny & Lodi)
- WWA heavyweight champion "The Chosen One" Jeff Jarrett (13'12" Stroke on belt -> pin) "The Grandmaster" Brian Christopher
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