Welcome everyone, to another edition of everyone's favorite Jakked report.
Hey, are there even any other Jakked recappers out there?
Gangrel w/Luna vs. Bulldog
A bit of weird looking, sloppy technical stuff to start, and then we get into
the standard 1999 Bulldog type match. Bulldog loves chinlocks. While Gangrel
plays 'run the ropes and duck clotheslines' Bulldog catches him in a
powerslam for the pin. 3:13
On Raw, HHH decided that if Vince McMahon manages to win at Armageddon, he'll
sign the anullment papers to free Stephanie, but if Helmsley wins, he gets a
title shot, and all the hot sex from Stephanie that he could ever need or
want. On Smackdown they had a contract signing for these stipulations, and
aftyer signing, Helmsley threw Shane McMahon off the stage.
Dvon Dudley w/Buh Buh Ray vs. Christian
Christian is pegged as the underdog by the Announcing Michaels. Nice dropkick
from Christian, looked like it hit Dvon right in the face. Of course Buh Buh
Ray grabs the ankle as Christian comes off the ropes, but he dispatches Buh
Buh with little trouble, and then hits a nice dive onto both Dudleys. Back
inside, and Christian's reverse ddt gets the pin. 3:42 The Dudleys give
Christian 3D post match.
There's a 4 corner evening gown match at Armageddon.
Handicap match: Kaientai vs. Mark Henry
Hey, Taka gets the stick! "Japan is number one! We number one! Mark Henry
loser!" Henry pushes them around for a little bit, but then Taka and Funaki
each dropkick a knee and knock him down. Henry catches Funaki out of a
crossbody attempt, but Taka leaps with his own crossbody attempt, and both
members of Kaientai cover for the victory. 1:14 Henry chases Taka and Funaki
to the back, making me think this isn't quite over.
Headbangers vs. Knuckles Nelson and Dukes Dalton
When picking your ring name, be sure to go with as much alliteration as
possible, kids. Stagedive on Nelson gives the 'bangers another victory. 3:55
Armageddon hype closes the show.
Marc "the Mark" Taylor
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