Ready? OKAY! - CRZ

2.11.00 0027
LukeAJohnston: Did you get DSL?

15.11.00 1903
LukeAJohnston: CRZ...
LukeAJohnston: What was that WrestleManiacs comment about in your Raw report?

2.12.00 1818
LukeAJohnston: A question for you, if you'd be so kind.
LukeAJohnston: How long do I have to send in an RSPW ballot?
See Our Zed: For next year?
LukeAJohnston: For the current awards.
See Our Zed: You're too late if you're asking the question
LukeAJohnston: Ok.
LukeAJohnston: Will you be accepting ballots with hanging chads?

2.12.00 1832
LukeAJohnston: What do you think of Hyatte's comments about you and Scaia?
See Our Zed: Why would you ask me that?
LukeAJohnston: Because what he wrote seemed rather controversial, at least in my eyes. The stuff about money particularly. If you don't care to comment on it that's fine.
See Our Zed: Lots of people say lots of things about me.
LukeAJohnston: The average reader would think that Scaia is a bad guy for not paying you. Then again if you don't want to be paid, Scaia is being painted as a prick unfairly. I wonder if Hyatte asked you your opinion on it before he wrote about it.
See Our Zed: You're welcome to ask Hyatte what he said
LukeAJohnston: I know what he said.
See Our Zed: Then you don't need ME to tell you. :)
LukeAJohnston: I guess you misunderstood what I was talking about.

8.12.00 0616
LukeAJohnston: Who did that take off on the Emzee logo for your site?
See Our Zed: Emzee logo?
LukeAJohnston: Yes, Emzee logo.
LukeAJohnston: You don't want to get SUED, do you?
See Our Zed: It's a staggering coincidence.

9.12.00 2146
LukeAJohnston: Hey, CRZ...
See Our Zed: It's been twenty minutes and you STILL haven't finished that sentence.
LukeAJohnston: Sorry. Ignore me. I had a computer question and I got the answer while I was awaiting a reply to my enthralling opening line.

9.12.00 2216
LukeAJohnston: But I can be slow. It took me 8 hours to respond to an IM from Scott Christ yesterday.

10.12.00 0316
LukeAJohnston: og vcrz
LukeAJohnston: are u online
See Our Zed: You're drunk, aren't you
LukeAJohnston: oh crz
LukeAJohnston: crz oh crz, just where do u stand
LukeAJohnston: do you want to be on your own
LukeAJohnston: or ;langusih in wrestylie line land
LukeAJohnston: the choice is yors completely
LukeAJohnston: for us to pressure you would be unfair\
LukeAJohnston: but if i may interject one thing............
See Our Zed: I choose to block drunk, bad spelling, no capitals usin' AIM people before the punchline
LukeAJohnston: YOU NEED TO CUT YOUR DAMIN HAIR

31.1.01 2156
LukeAJohnston: Feeling better CRZ?

3.2.01 1357
LukeAJohnston: What time does XFL start??
See Our Zed: Sometime while I'm flying to San Diego, so who cares. Go visit xfl.com
LukeAJohnston: Going to my hometown, eh?
LukeAJohnston: Business?
See Our Zed: As in "none of your?"
LukeAJohnston: Yikes. Ok...

7.2.01 2209
LukeAJohnston: Steve Schroeder mentioned he might want to start writing for you.
See Our Zed: You are a tattletale.
See Our Zed: JMShapyro:Tell Luke that Steve Schroeder mentioned that Luke was all for bashing CRZ
LukeAJohnston: I meant I don't have a problem with people on my site bashing people who write for other sites, such as yourself. I do have a problem with them bashing eachother.
LukeAJohnston: I personally have no reason to bash you.
See Our Zed: I'll try to work on that for ya, chief.
LukeAJohnston: Even though you did reject my poem that one time.

7.3.01 2024
LukeAJohnston: Mr. CRZ...
LukeAJohnston: Are you going to the Lucha show this weekend?
See Our Zed: The what now?
LukeAJohnston: Lucha show in San Fransisco on Saturday nite.
LukeAJohnston: You know Griff Sombke?
See Our Zed: NightclubD:Tell him you've never heard of me.
LukeAJohnston: ??

12.3.01 0033
LukeAJohnston: Hello.

12.3.01 0034
LukeAJohnston: WTF?
See Our Zed: ???
See Our Zed: I think AIM burped
See Our Zed: Did you get the link
See Our Zed: ?
LukeAJohnston: Are you hacking AIM?
See Our Zed: I never got any echoes of anything I sent - I got "send less text" messages instead
LukeAJohnston: I got the link. I'm heading over there now.
See Our Zed: http://imagen.CRZ.net/sfll.jpg (384K)
See Our Zed: Oh, duh, you got the link - sorry
LukeAJohnston: Previous message was not received by See Our Zed because of error: An error was reported in response to the message sent to See Our Zed. Error code: 2
See Our Zed: ???
See Our Zed: Hmm.
See Our Zed: http://imagen.CRZ.net/tinieblasmensanto.jpg
LukeAJohnston: Oh cool, I didn't know you went.
LukeAJohnston: Nice Blackman shirt. lol

15.3.01 0013
LukeAJohnston: A Mike Lano fan are ya?

18.3.01 1715
LukeAJohnston: Mr CRZ... are you present?
See Our Zed: Shh...Greed is on
LukeAJohnston: Yes, what an emotional night.
LukeAJohnston: What do you think of Mike Lano?
See Our Zed: I think Mike Lano has a weekly column in the Examiner
LukeAJohnston: I see... very interestng. [rubs chin]
LukeAJohnston: I just figure if you link to someone, you must like him.
See Our Zed: You know what happens when you assume?
LukeAJohnston: Yes. I make an ass of you and me.
LukeAJohnston: ::hangs head::

22.3.01 0035
LukeAJohnston: My Thursday update is posted.
LukeAJohnston: You can stop worrying now.

22.3.01 0036
LukeAJohnston: >:o
LukeAJohnston: CRZ!

22.3.01 0037
yyz Luke: You are an angry, angry man.

22.3.01 0039
yyz Luke: >:o

23.3.01 0143
LukeAJohnston: And hello to yeou
LukeAJohnston: CRZ oh CRZ
See Our Zed: Hi LukeAJohnston, I wasn't creative enough to think of something witty here. In fact, I probably AM here and am just ignoring you. Yup.
LukeAJohnston: NO!
LukeAJohnston: I'm honme nbow
LukeAJohnston: now
LukeAJohnston: >:o

25.3.01 2244
LukeAJohnston: http://www.seanshannon.org/
See Our Zed: Yep, that sure is a hyperlink. Yep.
LukeAJohnston: I'm not getting the regular page when I go there.
LukeAJohnston: Guess you are.
See Our Zed: I didn't check. Why would I care to visit that site?
LukeAJohnston: Because it's funny?
LukeAJohnston: Ever been there?
See Our Zed: Nope.
LukeAJohnston: Never??
See Our Zed: Not since it was first revealed, nope.
See Our Zed: Why would I?
LukeAJohnston: For the same reason you would go to the Onion's website. Or to see a funny movie. For entertainment.
LukeAJohnston: http://www.theshooters.net/
LukeAJohnston: Ever go there?
See Our Zed: No, not really.
LukeAJohnston: >:o
LukeAJohnston: Where do you go?
See Our Zed: tOA, OSCS, my EZboard...that's about it
See Our Zed: Oh, and WrestleManiacs
LukeAJohnston: Is it a time issue?
See Our Zed:
LukeAJohnston: Lack of interest issue?
See Our Zed: I suppose
LukeAJohnston: But isn't wrestling a large interest/hobby for you?
See Our Zed: I fail to see the relation
LukeAJohnston: If I am interested in football, and I'm on the Internet a lot (or even work somewhere with Internet access) I'm going to go to a lot of football sites.
See Our Zed: Are you saying that seanshannon.org is a wrestling site?
LukeAJohnston: No, but the Shooters is. And other than WL and toA and that OCSC or whatever, you said you don't really go to any other sites.
See Our Zed: I go to the Torch, too
See Our Zed: Forgot that one
LukeAJohnston: Ok, my point still stands.
LukeAJohnston: You can name one more site and the point will still be valid.
See Our Zed: What am I going to get from your site that I can't get from the combination of sites I've already mentioned?
LukeAJohnston: Well, I can answer that in one of two ways.
LukeAJohnston: First I can say that Shooters writers have a different style/different viewpoints.
See Our Zed: Counter: Guess I'm not interested in that style/those viewpoints
LukeAJohnston: Or I can get specific and say you can get I Didn't Say It, XFL reports, Closed Captions, parodies, etc.
See Our Zed: Counter: Those seem superfluous to me
LukeAJohnston: Those are fair answers. But I guess the conclusion I can draw is that you've at least checked the site out.
LukeAJohnston: And I know you go to Rantsylvania to read Scott Keith.
See Our Zed: You are incorrect.
LukeAJohnston: Or maybe you see him on WL.
LukeAJohnston: Do you read everything on Slash?
See Our Zed: Only the stuff I have to put up
LukeAJohnston: What does Slash offer that other sites do not?
See Our Zed:
See Our Zed: You'd have to ask the people who visit the site
LukeAJohnston: Ok.
See Our Zed: Hey, we go over a million hits this week.
LukeAJohnston: Are you serious?
See Our Zed: 994591
See Our Zed: We may have more - I haven't run the numbers in a while
LukeAJohnston: That's tremendous.
See Our Zed: Not bad for 20 months
LukeAJohnston: Oh wait...
LukeAJohnston: I thought you meant a million in just one week.
LukeAJohnston: Is that just for the main page or all links?
See Our Zed: Just the main page
LukeAJohnston: Why did you write for Emzee?
See Our Zed: For MONEY
LukeAJohnston: Oh, that's right, Botter promised you money?
See Our Zed: Or I did it for the hell of it. Who can remember after an entire year?
LukeAJohnston: Why Shootangle?
See Our Zed: They asked?
See Our Zed: Why is Luke so nosy?
LukeAJohnston: Just pure curiosity. I apologize if it comes off as nosy.

27.3.01 1552
LukeAJohnston: Booker T slips on a banana peel as Scott Steiner vomits. http://www.wcw.com/2001/03/26/nitro/t3.jpg
See Our Zed: I ain't around, LukeAJohnston.
LukeAJohnston: How do you do that personalized auto response?

27.3.01 2012
LukeAJohnston: Did you listen to my Jeff Gaylord clips/
LukeAJohnston: ?
LukeAJohnston: Will you link them on Slash?
See Our Zed: What?
LukeAJohnston: http://www.theshooters.net/other/index.htm#audio
See Our Zed: Do you understand that I don't visit your site? So you should know whether I've listened to your Jeff Gaylord clips...
LukeAJohnston: Ok. I guess I should rephrase the question, CRZ. Will you listen?
LukeAJohnston: Jeez...
See Our Zed: Maybe later....eh....I dunno

31.3.01 0212
LukeAJohnston: CA"
LukeAJohnston: CRTZ

31.3.01 1014
LukeAJohnston: Sorry about that last night.
See Our Zed: I'm sleeping! Over in that room without the computer!
LukeAJohnston: I know not what I do.
LukeAJohnston: You have a room without a computer! I don't!

31.3.01 1910
LukeAJohnston: CRZ, how did you know the identity or visitor 1,000,000.
LukeAJohnston: *of
See Our Zed: I reprinted the log - then the guy emailed me
LukeAJohnston: Ok

31.3.01 2347
LukeAJohnston: Did it seem like I was trying to pick a fight with Ryder or something?

3.4.01 0114
LukeAJohnston: New Lano link~!
See Our Zed: Read by thousands, but they don't write themselves...

3.4.01 0853
LukeAJohnston: Thank you for linking to Lano every week. That guy is a wonder.
See Our Zed: Your obsession with Lano is unhealthy and I request you cease sharing it with me
LukeAJohnston: No prob.

5.4.01 0052
LukeAJohnston: Did you download the Maxx Payne movie?
See Our Zed: I give up. What are you talking about and it better not involve your website which I haven't visited?
LukeAJohnston: Maxx Payne (Man Mountain Rock) made a movie during his final weeks in WWF. He has a trailer for it on his site. Was wondering if you downloaded it.
LukeAJohnston: Because I just did and there is no video. Just audio.
See Our Zed: Please call tech support
LukeAJohnston: Thanks.

10.4.01 2035
LukeAJohnston: Scott Keith on www.broadcastmonsters.com right now.
See Our Zed: So.....?
LukeAJohnston: Just thought you might want to listen.
LukeAJohnston: But then again, how stupid of me!
See Our Zed: Now you're getting it!

11.4.01 1135
LukeAJohnston: ". (I can get you this show [and RAW] if you REALLY NEED it and want to slip me some cash - CRZ) "
LukeAJohnston: How much.
See Our Zed: For you? A MILLION dollars
LukeAJohnston: Aw come on. Do you have the PPV version?
See Our Zed: Yeah - I don't think there's some other version?
LukeAJohnston: Home video.
See Our Zed: They'll NEVER put that out on home video
See Our Zed: $15 for Heat + PPV + RAW
LukeAJohnston: What!?
LukeAJohnston: I am a poor college student.
See Our Zed: I am playing a very small violin for you
See Our Zed: Postage is included!
LukeAJohnston: How about a trade.
See Our Zed: Maybe you can trade with one of the other people who have already said they'd like to buy a copy
LukeAJohnston: Do you have WCW All Nighter #2? I can send you that.
See Our Zed: Yes I have WCW All Night #2
See Our Zed: And #1 was better
LukeAJohnston: I've got a Memphis late 70s/early 80s tape you might be interested in.
LukeAJohnston: Interested?
See Our Zed: Nope
LukeAJohnston: You interested in trading for anything?
See Our Zed: Not at this time, no
See Our Zed: I thought I made this clear earlier but apparently I'm speaking in riddles again
LukeAJohnston: You know me. I have a thick head.
LukeAJohnston: Those shows are original copies?
See Our Zed: Yup
LukeAJohnston: Ok, perhaps some time down the line I will call on you. Thank you for your time.
See Our Zed: 'night

12.4.01 1957
See Our Zed: AIM thinks I'm on your chat, but I have no window for it. I'm off to watch SmackDown! anyway
LukeAJohnston: Weird/

13.4.01 2346
LukeAJohnston: http://members.fortunecity.com/trdn89/newpics/hugepussy.jpg
See Our Zed: WOW! The Fortune City LOGO! WOW!
LukeAJohnston: Reload.
See Our Zed: I KNEW I should have just warned you instead
LukeAJohnston: You don't like that?
LukeAJohnston: http://members.fortunecity.com/trdn89/newpics/quakeinterview.gif

13.4.01 2351
LukeAJohnston: http://members.fortunecity.com/trdn89/newpics/nextupdatepics/oh-my.jpg
LukeAJohnston: Is that Tazz on the right?
LukeAJohnston: Use that on slash!
See Our Zed: Don't you have a site that would actually take your suggestions?
LukeAJohnston: Use it on my own site?

15.4.01 2113
LukeAJohnston: Do you anything about making animated .gifs?

16.4.01 1106
LukeAJohnston: What up with that American flag?
LukeAJohnston: Just feeling patriotic?

21.4.01 1905
LukeAJohnston: CRZ - No Lano link this week?
LukeAJohnston: Problem?
LukeAJohnston: http://www.arnanderson4ever.com/

26.4.01 1512
LukeAJohnston: Did you see the DVDVR pictures?
LukeAJohnston: Gimme a break.
LukeAJohnston: You did that just to piss me off, right?
See Our Zed: Everything I do revolves around YOU
LukeAJohnston: The Rock In Car Accident?
LukeAJohnston: That's weak.
See Our Zed: You didn't complain about my "The Rock wins two world heavyweight championships" link
LukeAJohnston: I didn't see it.
See Our Zed: Is that like I didn't say it?
LukeAJohnston: I'll have to remember to mention this in my update tomorrow....
LukeAJohnston: You'll be getting a big "thumbs down."
See Our Zed: You take NOTES?
See Our Zed: Oh MAN
See Our Zed: I gotta cut and paste this chat somewhere RIGHT NOW
See Our Zed: Gotta go, Pokemon is on - bye
LukeAJohnston: >:o

27.4.01 1135
LukeAJohnston: Good thing I made a note yesterday!

27.4.01 1136
LukeFromArcata: >:o

27.4.01 1302
LukeAJohnston: Hey, do you know where UPW is based?

28.4.01 1432
LukeAJohnston: So you have a "feud" going on with Papa Smark or something?
LukeAJohnston: I'm a bit out of it.
See Our Zed: That's something of an understatement.
See Our Zed: As for Scott, he hasn't told me anything about it.
LukeAJohnston: Nice talking to you too mr Zimmerman!
LukeAJohnston: About what?
See Our Zed: Do you even read what you send to me?
See Our Zed: LukeAJohnston:So you have a "feud" going on with Papa Smark or something?
LukeAJohnston: You just hate me, don't you?
LukeAJohnston: So is Scaia bringing OO back?
See Our Zed: I don't hate you.
See Our Zed: Why don't you ask Scaia?
LukeAJohnston: I never see him. You are her now, he is not.
LukeAJohnston: * you are here
See Our Zed: But after I block you, it'll be LIKE I'm not here
LukeAJohnston: You are not her.
LukeAJohnston: Good point.
LukeAJohnston: Am I annoying you?

28.4.01 1438
LukeAJohnston: I would like to know, because if I am I will stop IM'ing you.
See Our Zed: I have decided to watch television instead of talking to you. Cheers!
LukeAJohnston: Except when I am drunk of course. Have fun!

29.4.01 1810
LukeAJohnston: What do you use to keep track of hits on your site?

1.5.01 2106
LukeFromHumboldt: You blocked me. >:o

12.5.01 1439
LukeAJohnston: Your link to the Lano column doesn't seem to work. Any idea what's wrong?
See Our Zed: I ain't around, LukeAJohnston.
See Our Zed: Good God almighty - would you PLEASE do your OWN research for ONCE?

12.5.01 1803


15.5.01 2225
LukeAJohnston: Hey. May I talk to you, or would you rather I not?
See Our Zed: Probably not, but let's see what you want to ask first
LukeAJohnston: Excellent. Do you watch Leno?
See Our Zed: nope
LukeAJohnston: Well, you may want to watch this Monday, as a Johnston family member will be appearing on the show.
LukeAJohnston: You can cut the suspense with a knife.
See Our Zed: Forgive me, but that's not a very compelling reason.
LukeAJohnston: Damn you. This is our 15 seconds of fame.
LukeAJohnston: One more thing... You wanna buy a TV?
LukeAJohnston: Thanks, nice talking to ya.

18.5.01 0149
LukeAJohnston: Hello CRZ.

27.5.01 1142
LukeAJohnston: Hey, CRZ.
LukeAJohnston: Why haven't you posted the headline on your site, "Hart to appear on Raw" yet?

31.5.01 1311
LukeAJohnston: Hey.
LukeAJohnston: Did you talk to Lano at the SFLL show?
See Our Zed: I heard he got kicked out but I'm not supposed to talk about it
LukeAJohnston: No shit?
See Our Zed: Mmm hmmm
LukeAJohnston: Why aren't you supposed to talk about it?
See Our Zed: It was a private email
LukeAJohnston: From Lano?
See Our Zed: No
LukeAJohnston: From who?
LukeAJohnston: You there?
See Our Zed: I'm ignoring you because you keep asking me questions I'm not going to answer
LukeAJohnston: Is there a reason you act so annoyed when I talk to you?
LukeAJohnston: If you're not going to give me anymore info, fine, I'll stop asking.
LukeAJohnston: But I will say it's not much of a surprise that he got kicked out. He's a complete nut from what I hear.

31.5.01 2231
LukeAJohnston: Question for you...
LukeAJohnston: If I were to mention in my update tomorrow that Mike Lano got kicked out of the SFLL show and not mention your name, would that be a problem?
See Our Zed: It would only be a problem if you don't mind me never telling you anything ever again
LukeAJohnston: Well I would mind that. I like being told things. This is why I'm running it by you first.
LukeAJohnston: So I take it you don't want me to mention anything. No problem.
LukeAJohnston: Are you done speaking to me tonight?
See Our Zed: What?
LukeAJohnston: Sigh
LukeAJohnston: Am I just asking a simple question.... would you rather me not mention the Lano thing?
See Our Zed: I would rather I hadn't ever told you about it in the first place, but I'm a sucker
LukeAJohnston: It's not like you gave details or anything.
See Our Zed: Yeah, lucky me for catching myself in time
LukeAJohnston: But since whoever told you about it told you not to mention it....
LukeAJohnston: I didn't know how big a deal it would be if I mentioned it in my update
LukeAJohnston: The guy who told you probably doesn't even read my site.
See Our Zed: Is that a straight line?
LukeAJohnston: As opposed to crooked?
LukeAJohnston: Yes.
See Our Zed: Okay, I'm blocking you now. Goodbye.
LukeAJohnston: Ok, did I do something to piss you off a while back? It sure seems like it, and there is no better way to find out than by asking you directly.

31.5.01 2248
LukeFromHumboldt: How mature of you. I can't even get a straight answer from you.

1.6.01 1921
LukeAJohnston: So ya quit Wrestleline?

26.6.01 1128
LukeAJohnston: You.
See Our Zed: Gee, that's a stupid way to let me know you're back
LukeAJohnston: I know you missed me.
LukeAJohnston: Did you see my vacation pics?
See Our Zed: Do you THINK I saw your vacation pics?
LukeAJohnston: Nope. Dumb question by me.
LukeAJohnston: Now, how did you know I was gone if you don't visit my site?
See Our Zed: You haven't been on AIM for months?
See Our Zed: You haven't bothered me for months?
See Our Zed: I've enjoyed a blissful, non-Luke-IM'ing me existence?
See Our Zed: Is it possible?
LukeAJohnston: Anything is possible.

27.6.01 1604
LukeAJohnston: How dare you post a column called My Two Centz.

2.7.01 1558
LukeAJohnston: Question for ya...
LukeAJohnston: Would you provide a link on Slash to something that will be posted on Shooters within the next few days?

3.7.01 1151
LukeAJohnston: Are you present?

Looks like some computer crashes may have eaten some of those logs above. With any luck, Luke will post HIS version AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

CRZ
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