Hey, just got back from a pretty good show at the Fleetcenter. It was almost
full. Empty seats in the balcony.
Tony Chimel came out and ran down the guidelines. Announces that Commisioner
Foley has made the main event a no-DQ match. The national anthem is played.
Pyro means we're underway.
Off to a bad start as RTC's music is played but quickly shut off.
1. European Championship
Perry Saturn vs. Al Snow
Nice pops for the hometown boy and Al. Lots of We Want Head chants. Early on
Snow hit the Bareback/Franchiser. Saturn took over working the arm. Snow
came back with the Snowbomb for 2. After a series of reversals the Rings of
Saturn is locked on. Snow gets to the ropes. Shortly after Al locks on the
Dragon Sleeper for the submission win.
2. Tag Team Championship
Edge and Christain vs. Lo Down vs. Dudley Boyz
E&C worked the crowd before the match making fun of Boston. Edge speared
Buh-Buh right away. 'We want tables" chant. 3-D on Chaz for the pin. Lo Down
eliminated. Headbutt to graun spot on both Edge and Christain. " D-Von get
the table" They do but get it baseball slide dropkicked in thier face. D-Von
is face in peril. He hits a modified slop drop and makes the hot tag. They
go for 3-D on Edge but Christain hits Buh-Buh with the belt and gets the
pin. Afterwards, the Dudleys attack. 3-D on Christain. Edge is hit with the
belt. Buh-Buh than hits the superbomb on Edge through the table.
Chimel shills WWF and RAW magazine.
3. Bull Buchanan and Goodfather w/ Steven Richards vs. Too Cool
Steve doe some mic work beforehand. Scotty falls while bouncing on the
ropes. Huge pop. He pulls Grandmaster Sexay's pants down. Obvious jokes are
made. End came when Scotty hit the bulldog and worm on Bull. Grandmaster
goes for the Hip Hop Drop but Steven pushes him off while ref is distracted.
Bull hits the axe kick for the win. Too Cool beat RTC up post-match and
invite Nomar Garciaparra ( who was sitting in the front row) to dance with
4. Val Venis vs. Eddie Guerrero w/ Chyna
Eddie hits a 'rana and a plancha early on. Val baseball slide dropkicks
Chyna. Rolls Eddie in for the Money Shot but Chyna lowbows him. Eddie rolls
him up for the pin.
5. Chris Benoit and Kane vs. Rikishi and Undertaker
Benoit and Kane beat up Rikishi (and eachother) so Taker can make a dramatic
entrance. Benoit with a diving headbutt on Rikishi. Fat ass splash by
Rikishi on Kane. Stinkyface countered with lowblow. When Benoit's in trouble
Kane won't tag him. Kane goes for flyin clothesline but Benoit crotches him.
Somoan drop on Benoit by 'Kishi. Hot tag. Undertaker with a big boot and a
chokeslam to pin Benoit. Post-match Kane chokeslams Benoit.
6.Tazz vs. Crash
Tazz says the Red Sox always choke and that Nomar sucks. Early on Tazz hit a
head and arm Tazzplex. Then a T-Bone Tazzplex. He misses a sebton bomb and
Crash hits a missile dropkick for 2. Out of nowhere Tazz locks on
Tazzmission for win.
Big Bossman vs. Steve Blackman
Lots of brawling. Blackman kicks ass with Philipino fighting sticks. Bossman
uses fire extinguisher and a trascan lid. Blackman comes back with usual
spots including a testicular claw with tongs. He ducks a nightstick shot and
hits a superkick for the win.
8. T&A and Trish Stratus vs. Hardy Boyz and Lita
Lita got the 3rd biggest pop of the night btw. Staus worrks the crowd
teasing to bare all. Poetry in Motion on Albert. Triple DDT spot. Pier 6 and
Lita hits the moonsault on Trish for win.
WWF returns to Fleetcenter October 30th for RAW is WAR
9. Chris Jericho vs. Triple H vs. The Rock.
Y2J and HHH brawl early so Rock can make dramatic entrance. Walls of Jericho
on HHH. Rock breaks it up taking out Jericho and Earl Hebner. Rock Bottom on
HHH. Chris Benoit runs out and breaks it up with diving headbutt. Benoit and
HHH double team Rock. Jericho missile dropkicks Benoit out of the ring.
Benoit beats up Jericho. HHH holds Rock for Benoit chairshot but he ends up
taking it. Benoit hits Rock anyway. Jericho throws Benoit and hits the
Lionsault. 1,2 Benoit pulls him out and they brawl to the back. Rock hits
HHH with spinebuster and People's Elbow for the pin. Rock poses for awhile
and he takes the mic. He's finally come back to Boston. Invites Nomar in
asks him his favorite pie. Poontang it is. Asks Chimel where he's from. He
says the Bronx. He is told to pancake his ass out of Boston. If ya
Thats a wrap. Keep up the good work CRZ.
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