First match was Too Cool vs. Bull and Goodfather, which was pretty cool because DEBRA came out to announce and there was a

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and let me tell you it ruled.

Then was Blackman vs. Raven which was okay and lots of garbage cans and stuff. It was fun. There was TWO RTC MATCHES IN A ROW. Ivory vs. Molly, which was really pretty good for a women's match at a house show. There was a MOLLY chant so we chanted FEELY. Then Steven came right back out to face THE ONE BILLY GUNN and dear lord at least it was short. It was pretty funny afterwards when Steven was all beat up and he got ON THE STICK and said, "It's alright, I'll be okay."
BUT HE STILL SUCKS.

The DUDLEYS and HARDYZ and ACOLYTES had a THREE WAY DANCE and it was cool and it had a SWANTON but the Hardyz were eliminated first. Then D-VON GOT THE TABLES but as they were bringing it in the ring Bradshaw KICKED IT and it was never used. The Dudleys one with a THREE DEE. RULED. LITA. DUDLEYS.

Next was our WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH. Jericho talked a lot and then Angle talked a lot and then they GOT IT ON. Trish was there. It was a real good match and had TWO REF BUMPS and Angle won with a LOWBLOW and OLYMPIC SLAM. No Liontamer :(

Then was INTERMISSION. It was there. **

K-Kwik vs. Saturn was long and nobody liked it but Saturn hit an AWESOME BRAINBUSTER and K-Kwik did a PLANCHAAAAAAAAA and Saturn won with a DVD that was cool.

NEXT WAS MY MAIN AVENT FEATURING YOUR HERO AND MINE ALBEEEEEEEERT vs. hardcore holly. LOTS OF BEARHUGGERY and me chanting ALBERT. HE WON. WITH THE ALBERTBOMB. AHHHHH HE RULES. No Trish though. *****

Oh man, then Fink said he'd like to introduce someone who blah blah AND IT WAS REGAL HOLY CRAP. He talked about how New Yorkers are something something and England is AWESOME and children are the future. Then Christian came out to his old music and offered Regal a HIGH FIVE but Regal stared at him so Christian SHOOK HIS HAND. Test won with a BIG BOOT and it was COOL. Short though.

FINALLY OUR MAIN EVENT OH MY GOD IT RULED

Haku entered first, followed by BENOIT, Rikishi, and HHH who got a huge response despite being a SONOFABITCH. His entrance is AWESOME. Kane joined us next, and the four HEELS````` advanced towards him and then HE WAS SAVED BY THE UNDERTAKER. BONG. On his beautiful Titan bike. There was a little fighting but I wasn't paying attention because I WAS SMELLING WHAT THE ROCK WAS COOKING AND THEN AUSTIN

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The match was really really good and had a buttload of heat and one cool part came when Austin beat up Benoit and then used BENOIT'S COLD DEAD HAND to tag in HHH against the will of THE GAME```` and Stephanie was there, OMG I forgot. The finish was AWESOME because everyone was FIGHTING and the Rock ROCK BOTTOMED Benoit and PINNED HIM. GLASS CEILING. Undertaker did the ROPEWALK and a CHOKESLAM, Kane also did a CHOKESLAM. HHH Pedigreed the Rock TOO. And then after everyone was gone, HHH was leaving and Austin FLIPPED HIM OFF. IT WAS ON. STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER

Then Austin walked around for a while and HHH got back up and STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER BEER BEER BEER MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD

It ruled.

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Uhh I had binoculars so I kept staring in at Lita's ass and her boobs and it was cool. And OMG the main event was the best match in the history of matches. *********** AUSTIN DRANK ABOUT 20 BEERS. STUNNER STUNNER YES YES

HHH'S ENTRANCE WAS AWESOME AND STEPH HAD A RED SHIRT ON AND HER HAIR WAS STRAIGHT AND OMG I WAS LOOKING AT HER ASS.

BENOIT SUCKS
RIKISHI SUCKS
HAKU RULES

AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN

I had on my Y2J hockey jersey but he still lost :-(

Vince and Hulk Hogan were in the front row drinking beer and flipping off old ladies.

OK, that didn't happen, but it would be cool if it was.

Uhh Mike said everything so I'm done.