WWF Prime Time Wrestling aired 28.9.92 on the USA Network Your "panel of experts," from left to right, are Hillbilly Jim, Hacksaw Jim Duggan (wearing a Boss Man T-shirt), Vince McMahon, Bobby the Brain Heenan, and Mr. Perfect. Heenan says Razor Ramon is ready now. He badmouths Jim and Jim, gaining a lot of respect from me. Money, Inc. v. El Matador/Virgil (Gorilla Monsoon, Lord Alfred Hayes). Come on, El Matador and Virgil team up? The only question is which one will be pinned/cause the DQ win. Virgil is called "the most improved wrestler of the 90's." Monsoon credits Piper while Hayes thinks DiBiase is the man to learn from. Hayes can't understand why IRS dislikes the "Irwin..." chant. "I mean Eisenhower liked it..." Virgil and Santana cheat by not tagging. Yes, the DiBiase/Virgil competition is there, for the umpteenth time. DiBiase and then Santana take turns getting squashed. Finally, DiBiase gets the reverse chinlock while Rotundo supplies the "leverage." Santana finally gets worked over, following the WWF tag match formula, until against all odds he fights his way to Virgil, only to have the tag missed by referee "Blind" Dave Hebner. When Virgil finally is tagged in, like a house on fire he works over Money, Inc. When all four end up in the ring, the double drop kick sends Money Inc. out. While Hebner tries to send Santana to the corner, Virgil attempts to suplex IRS into the ring, DiBiase pulls Virgil's feet out from under him, resulting in IRS pinning Virgil with DiBiase holding the feet. Money money money money... Comet Kid v. Dwayne Gill (Monsoon, Bobby Heenan) "He looks, familiar, Brain..." Well he should. His pyrotechnics are compared to Papa Shango, I guess Vince's discovery for 1992 is Roman candles. I can't WAIT to see him go against Kato. If only the Kid had some martial arts knowledge like Kato does... The panel is impressed, but Heenan compares him to the Tidy Bowl man. Mean Gene Okerlund interviews Sensational Sherri and Shawn Michaels. Gene expresses skepticism about Sherri's SummerSlam act. Sherri: "I just wanted to make sure Shawn loved me." Shawn: "Of COURSE I love you! Not as much as you love me, not as much as *I* love me!" Shawn mentions how he'd love the belt even more than himself. Nasty Boys v. Bobby Perez & Akita Webb (Sean Mooney, Hayes) "Who are the #1 Contenders?" Of course, only the Nasty Boys and Money, Inc. were mentioned. Inset interview: "We're #1 and we owe it all to Jimmy Hart, the best manager of all time!" Mooney begs to differ. Gee, and only a couple weeks ago, Monsoon was saying "You konw, they haven't been the same since they lost those coveted tag team belts" for the millionth time. Pit stops, flying elbow. Nasty Boys win. Sags gives the camera a pit stop. Update with Mean Gene Okerlund. Rerun of the Ultimate Maniacs formation. Snore. Fast forward. Courtesy WWSB in Sarasota, FL, here's the Macho Man. The only reason Savage lost was 'cause of Razor Ramon. I know a figure four that might disagree with that. Bret Hart v. Repo Man (Monsoon, Hayes) Repo's gotten a lot funnier lately. Good dancing. He keeps saying "Pay your bills!" like it meant something. Monsoon says he'd like to see Hart/Smith again. After ten thousand two counts, Repo gets Hart in a small package, which Hart rolls into ANOTHER small package for the pin. And I thought Bret didn't know how to pin a guy, Piper excepted. Panel discusses Papa Shango and Bret Hart. Event Center: Sean Mooney tries to introduce a Kamala interview while Jamison installs a phone in the Event Center Studio. Harvey Wippleman says that Kamala isn't afraid of the Undertaker. Jamison hands Sean the phone. It's Jack Tunney's office, they've fired h im. He has to turn in his "stupid jacket," and deposit a $500 check into Bobby Heenan's account. Oh wait, it's not Tunney, it's Heenan. Ha ha. Nailz v. Tony DeVito (no relation) (Monsoon, Heenan) Nailz throws him out before the bell, grabs the mike, rants, kicks DeVito trying to get back in, etc, etc. "BLAH...BLAH...BOSS MAN..." Sensitive piano music shows Bob Backlund back in 1978. The voice is muffled, butt you can still hear "World...Wide...Wrestling...Federation..." as we see clips. "I'm 43 and makin' a comeback..." Promos: ICOPRO, Slim Jim (Savage), Kelly LeBrock for Brut Standing by: In Sarasota on WWSB, Savage. In Miami on WTVJ, Ramon. They have dueling ugly shirts. Ramon calls Savage "little mang," Savage says "Where do you want your toothpick?" Ramon has a toothpick in his teeth AND one behind his ear. From SummerSlam: Tatanka v. Berzerker (Vince McMahon, Heenan) You already know who won this one...I mean, Tatanka's undefeated, right? Heenan: "You know what Tatanka means? Squaw with red hair." Mean Gene interviews Ric Flair with Mr. Perfect. Flair is wearing purple "Nature Boy" robe. "If Ultimate Warrior had listened to me or Perfect, he wouldn't be on the outside..." Hilarious UW impression. You could see Gene cue the music. Hacksaw is filled with righteous indignation about Savage. Oooooo... The Undertaker v. Unnamed Ham'n'egger (Monsoon, Heenan) Interview of Wippleman/Kamala/Mr. Wrestling II, oops Kim Chee. Undertaker wins, I swear if Paul Bearer keeps makin' faces like that, it'll freeze, so help me. Events Center: Sean Mooney introduces a Crush interview. Crush reveals, once again, that parts unknown is actually Kona, Hawaii. Can you say Iniki, Crush? He's undefeated, you know... Perfect calls Mooney "John." Papa Shango v. John Ritchner (McMahon, Mr. Perfect) Papa Shango's smoke smells "just like Arrogance." He has a seizure and Ritchner's knee goes. He has bad hair, by the way. Interview with Hart shows no fear. Shango with his "unorthodox shoulder breaker." Pyrotechnics. Bushwhackers v. Beverly Brothers (Monsoon, Hayes) "Yaaaaaayyy...ugh!" Resembles every Bushwhackers/Beverlys match you've ever seen. Luke takes a shellacking, but still manages to do the backstroke across the ring for the tag. But there is a surprise ending when Butch gets pinned thanks to a strategic leg grab, thus keeping the Bevs in the thick of the Tag Team Belt race, albeit behind any Jimmy Hart team. The Bevs are now 2-0 against the Bushwhackers. Razor Ramon v. Nick Tarantino (McMahon, Perfect) Ramon "humiliates" Tarantino, much in the way that he did to Savage. What a suplex! What a "crucifix!" It's over! Who's the opponent for the Bulldog? Michaels? Mountie? (Vince: "Former Intercontinental Champion? For what, two days?" Vince, I'm surprised you remembered. 'Course, you don't remember who he lost the belt TO, right?) Model? Promos: WWF action figures, Slick 50, The Bard's Tale cartridge British Bulldog v. Barry Hardy (!) (Mooney, Hayes) Nice to see Hardy's not bleaching his mustache anymore. Smith has paw marks on his buttock. Smith with the half hour suplex and the powerslam. Next week: ?