An abbreviated report tonight, if you want details of anything you see here, mail me. I'll be better next time, but I'm home, you know? WWF Monday Night RAW of 16.8.93 is "live" from the Mid-Hudson Civic Center in Poughkeepsie, New York. Your hosts are Vincent K. McMahon, Randy Savage, and Bobby Heenan. In a return match, the 1-2-3 Kid won by DQ over the Multimillion Dollar Man after taking a major shellackin', coming back, and being pushed from behind by IRS. The save is made by (of all folks) the Steiner Brothers. Savage promises another midget appearance, well actually a "surprise" later in the show. Gee, I wonder. Headshrinkers seem fine to me. They knock out Mike Khoury and Dave Muraldo. SummerSlam Report, sponsored by Chevy trucks. Bastion Booger, after eating a WWF Ice Cream bar, destroys Marty Jannetty, except that Jannetty has a SummerSlam match, so he kicks out of the squash and reverses for a pin. Promos: ICOPRO (Luger), GI Joe Vince interviews Money, Limited, setting up both SummerSlam matches as well as the title match this Sunday. M.O.M., amazingly, defeat the formidable team of Sharpe and Horowitz. Who is Lex Luger? Steroids are bad, ICOPRO is good. Bam Bam Bigelow destroys Rich Myers. Luna Tunes has some strange cuts in the cleavage area in her outfit. Promos: Jurassic Park Action Figures, Slim Jim (Savage), WWF Royal Rumble carts for SNES ("It's Perfect!") The Macho Midget brings out four RAW girls, and everyone cheers. Some surprise. The SummerSlam Spectacular is this Sunday at 8 pm EDT! Two hours of explosive action! And a full blown drag out big time report from yours truly! Matches include Steiners/Money for the Tag Titles, in a steel cage, Michaels/Backlund for the IC title, Hacksaw/Zima, and an Undertaker interview (about time for some rules, isn't it?) Christopher Robin Zimmerman, sometimes known as that RAW guy / zimmerma@ucrengr.ucr.edu / kzim@ucrmath.ucr.edu / kzim@watserv.ucr.edu /