TONIGHT: Another wild night at the GeorgiaDome and it's TAG TEAM MAYHEM! Chris Jericho and Chyna take on Kurt Angle and the British Bulldog! Edge & Christian and the Hardyz in an 8-man with the tag team champions - and the #1 Contenders?!? We're six days away from No Way Out and here's a graphic of Triple H and Stephanie for good measure! Won't you PLEASE stay tuned?

It's - A BUS! And it's - PEOPLE BEING LOADED INTO THE BUS! And...well, go read the SmackDown recap - I'm not here to report on what's ALREADY happened...am I? HE BROKE A BOARD!!

Here's - ANOTHER BUS! Again, it's labeled "DX EXPRESS" but this time it's a bright fire truck red bus. I guess the neon green bus was already booked. Anyway, the driver (I guess) and DX get out. Triple H asks the driver to be ready, 'cause you never know when somebody's gonna wanna take a ride on that DX Express...

Opening credits ...and closed captioned symbol

BOOM! BOOM! SHWEEEEEOOOOOOOO goes the pyro as 28,614 rise as one - WE ARE LIVE from the Georgia Dome in Atlanta, GA on Washington's Birthday (observed) 2K because tonight - RAW - IS - ...well, you know. Hey, it's a TSN night! Hooray!

Here's a really long entrance for D-GENERATION X - apparently, their music has been retooled again, just a bit. Steph works the crowd a bit, then hands the mic over to Triple H, who has just enough time to insult the crowd once before LA ROCA interrupts proceedings to make HIS entrance. Staying underneath the EntertainmentTron and showing off his brand new shirt, Rock soaks in the chant. "Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to Atlanta!" H: "Whoopity-doo!" Rock says there's a pattern here - every week he comes out and runs his mouth. Here's his imitation of Triple H for the people: "Tonigh-tuh...I am the Ga-muh...and in this very Ri-nguhhh...for the next twenty minute-suhhhh...I'm going to be talk-inguhhh..and saying absolutely NOTHINGUHHH..." Or was that his James Brown impersonation? Rock *continues* to talk loud and say nothing, threatening to unleash the People's Vomit on him. Triple H compliments Rock on his "beautiful pajama top" and then calls his "no-talent ass" on his use of catchphrases designed to make us heartily chortle. H says it's gonna be a DX night, 'cause he's saying so - and see as there's four of them and one of him - but he's cut short by CACTUS JACK, making HIS entrance. Jack says he was stranded in the middle of the road last Thursday night, but he wasn't stranded long, due to all his experience hitchhiking (and the fact that unlike Triple H, America DOESN'T hate his guts), a trucker named Big Earl gave him a ride in exchange for some Hell in the Cell stories. Jack promises to head up to the very top of the cage and fly off on top of Triple H. Wouldn't you know it, Jack and Big Earl just HAPPENED to drive by and see KANE & PAUL BEARER, so they picked THEM up to. Well NOW I can say it's the World Entrance Federation, right? Jack: "Hey, Triple H

No Way Out promo features the Big Show and the Rock - and phonefree.com

farmclub.com is NEXT! (that is to say, in about 105 minutes)

Moments Ago - Three paragraphs ago - given the two angles we get of Show's chairshot on the Rock - well, actually, they both suck. Hey Rock, we can see your hand blocking it!

THAT SLUT CHYNA (with her - ahem - bazooka) and CHRIS MONDAY JERICHO v. OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST, CELEBRATED REAL ATHLETE, AMERICAN HERO & THE FIFTH BEATLE KURT ANGLE & BRITISH BULLDOG - So if we don't treat her like a women, don't treat her like a man, what DO we treat her like? Some kinda cyborg? Here's the cover of the new "Raw" Magazine - hey, they changed the logo! Is NOTHING sacred? Anyway, Chyna shows cleavage or something, okay. Jericho might say a few words if we're lucky: "All right Atlanta, welcome to RAW is JERICHO! And I now that all of you Jerichoholics are ready for a Rock and Roll party tonight! And who better to host this little shindig than your party hosts, the 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th and 100th ...wonder of the world Chyna (what, did he forget?) and of course, yours truly, Y2J, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollaaaaaaaaaaaah..." Angle has a few words as well: "I would just like to say, if I may (and I don't want any of you to take this the wrong way) but not one good thing has happened in this town since Your Olympic Champion won this Olympic Gold Medal back in 1996. It's true, it's true. Since then, Atlanta has gone from cheering Olympic heroes to cheering punks and foul-mouthed hooligans and bad apples - oh yes, bad apples like John Rocker, and Isaiah - and you know who I'm talking about - Isaiah Ryder. Not to mention foul-mouthed hooligans like yours truly, Y2J. Now, before we get started, I would just like to explain myself for last Thursday night's actions at SmackDown! for hitting Chyna with my prestigious European Championship belt. Now, I was told by reliable sources - and this is true, because I am a man of integrity and I would not lie - I was told by reliable sources that Chyna was going to steal my belt and sell it - oh yeah, hock it, for money so that she could buy even more..." - and here he makes the "ba-zoom" pantomime - "plastic surgery. Oh no, not this belt, oh no. That's not gonna happen. So tonight, my good friend Davey Boy, my European friend and your European Champion are going to give Y2J and Chyna a beating they will NEVER, EEEEEEEEEEVER forge--" and Jericho is over to prevent this blatant plagarism. Sure you can dis Atlanta, Chyna, but you NEVER steal a man's catchphrase! Into the ring we go, Jericho in control. Angle tags out. Quick hiptoss, gutshot, double underhook into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for 2. Tag to Chyna - into the ropes, double shoulderblock - elbow, elbow, into the corner, Bulldog puts up the boot. On the second rope, but he lands on a Golota. Tag to Jericho, but Bulldog puts him up and over the top rope to the floor, where Angle is over to work on him. Back in the ring, Bulldog tags out. Right hand in the gut by Angle, right, in the corner, right, right, into the opposite corner, Jericho sidesteps the charge and tries a bulldog - Angle apparently unaware as he lands on his side. Into the ropes, reversed, Angle's dropkick misses - lionsault! 1, 2, Bulldog breaks it up - Chyna is in and handily managing the Bulldog. Jericho putting Angle in the corner for Chyna's pointless gymnastics back elbow - oops, sorry, that just slipped out - Chyna kicks Angle out of the ring as Bulldog comes back in to surprise Jericho - set up for the running powerslam but Jericho slips out and shoves Bulldog into the corner sternum first. When Bulldog comes out, Jericho hits a gutshot, double leg takedown, and the Walls of Jericho. However, referee "Blind" Jim Korderas is a little busy with the goings-on outside the ring. Angle takes out Chyna with a lariat, then grabs the Intercontinental title belt and WAFFLES Jericho with it. One Olympic slam and one un-distracted ref later, Angle has pinned the champ. (2:48)

Too Cool watches Rikishi Phatu getting taped up - they suggest that perhaps he shouldn't go with Guerrero tonight as he's in no condition, but he doesn't want to hear any of it.

TOO COOL v. HEAD CHEESE - apparently, that Phatu/Guerrero match is no DQ, too! Huh. We go backstage to see Al Snow say that if Blackman dances, he'll be as over as Too Cool. Snow produces some yellow-tinted glasses for Blackman. "They're yellow! The colour of cheese!" He then brings out a boombox and plays "Da Dip." Snow dances, Blackman doesn't. "Steve, you're not dipping!" Blackman takes his bashin' batons and demolishes the radio. Now they're out with Head and No Cheese - they get the jump on Too Cool, but end up in separate corners, and the momentum shifts a double whip ends in Hotty's duck and Sexay's flying forearm smash hitting Snow. Double clothesline to take Blackman to the outside. Elbow/pose/elbow combo for Snow. Hotty with a bulldog on Snow. Can it be time for the Wurm? Hoo hoo hoo. Sexay busting a move, Blackman in from behind to surprise him, kicked into Snow, who holds him up for a kick from Blackman. Hotty breaks up the count. Backbreaker. We look backstage to see The Four watching a monitor. Snow holds Sexay for Blackman - open shot. Nice double snap suplex. Blackman with the martial arts moves, a backbreaker, and a plea to the crowd to please stop chanting "Head Cheese." Kick, kick, into the opposite corner, Sexay puts up a superkick. Blackman tries to charge, but Sexay goes down with a drop toehold that takes Blackman's head into the bottom turnbuckle. Crowd working the "American Males" clap - hot tag to Hotty! Snow comes in and we pinball between the two men for a while. Sexay takes Snow up and over to the floor while Blackman whips Taylor and hits a tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam. Snow taking Sexay into the STEEL steps. Snow exhorting his partner..."I am NOT doing that!" but Snow is persistent. BLACKMAN ATTEMPTING TO BREAKDANCE! WHITE MAN'S MOONWALK! Well, that's given Hotty enough recovery time to strike Blackman from behind, shove him into Snow on the apron, then roll him up and hit a sweet bridge for the pinfall. (3:11) Blackman gives Snow what for.

Backstage, D'Lo Brown and Godfather inspect the merchandise - yes, friends, the ladies are WALKING!

WWF: The Music (Volume 4) ad

What's that? You've always wanted to see the Atlanta skyline at night? Well, here's a piece of it! No, that's not Elton John's apartment - that's over THERE.

THA GODFATHA & D'LO BROWN (with two dozen - no, make that ONE dozen ho's) v. DEAN MALENKO & PERRY SATURN - I am SHOCKED to see referee "Blind" Jack Doan standing in the ring as it's time once again for this spiel I seem to have heard before... As Malenko & Saturn make their entrance, we learn that tonight after RAW (or, if you're in California, NOW) at wwf.com you can chat with the (ugh) Radicals, the Rock and Tazz. They probably won't cyber, though. This Sunday at No Way Out, a big six-man between Malenko, Saturn and Benoit against Too Cool and Rikishi Phatu. Saturn hammering on Brown to start. Into the opposite corner, whip, Saturn up, Brown catches him, then drops him face first. Off the ropes, back body drop. Dropkick. "You suck!" Into the rope,

The Outlaws tell the Dudleys to follow their lead. Buh-Buh Ray tells them to watch and learn - "keep up with US." I sense dissension!

Local SmackDown! spot

"Don't try this at home - please leave the danger to us" new PSA - woof

Chef Boyardee Overstuffed Raviolis, Starburst hard candies, and the WWF ShopZone bring you RAW is WAR!

EDGE (you blink you owe him) & CHRISTIAN and HARDY BOYZ v. THOSE DAMN DUDLEYZ and NEW AGE OUTLAWS - if Herb were sitting with us right now, he'd ask us who booked this match - and why. Not only are the champions and their Sunday opponents teaming up, but the OTHER four-man squadron is composed of future opponents - for the NEXT shot at the titles. And the best part is, I can't argue that point - *I* have no idea why it was booked either - or who would have done it! Before the match, why not sing along with the Outlaws? Well, Christian is in the ring, and as Gunn is ready to say "And of course..." and then he WHOMPS on him with THE STICK! Head to the buckle, right, right, right, dueling arm wringers, a smattering of chain wrestling - just a smattering - Ass hits a belly-to-back suplex. Up for the powerbomb, but Christian punches away to get out of it. Side headlock, Dogg in, Christian gets HIM in a head scissors at the same time! Dogg slips out, Christian spins around and hits a Slop Drop, conveniently ducking a clothesline attempt. Dropkick for the Dogg. The ring empties of Outlaws. D-Von is tagged in, and he runs into a drop toehold. Tag to Matt, off the ropes, double hiplock, 2 count. D-Von fires back with a right. Matt slips the scoop slam attempt and comes off with a gutshot, then a swinging neckbreaker for 2. Jeff tagged in, all fours assisted heel kick. Buh-Buh Ray comes in - duck, double gutshot, double suplex coming up. AND NOW THE SHIRTS ARE OFF! Jeff choking D-Von with his. Into the opposite corner is reversed, Jeff over the rope and onto the apron. Right blocked, Jeff hits one, then leaps up to the top rope for...well, we don't know, Dogg shoves him the wrong way to the floor. Yow! Ass whipping Jeff into a boost from Dogg, landing face-first (or hand-first) onto the barricade! Here's a Double Feature of the long way to the floor, and the barricade meeting. D-Von holds Hardy for the tag to the Dogg when we come back to live action. Left, right, off the ropes with the wiggly wobbly woogly kneedrop. All the good guys distract referee "Blind" Earl Hebner, and Mr. Ass comes in to stomp on him. Rear chinlock by Ass. Right hand for good measure. Hardy firing back

Hey, you know that Farm Club thing is next...

Would you like a free "No Way Out" T-shirt? Well, just mail a cable bill to that address there and then bash yourself in the head!

ACOLYTES and SEXUAL CHOCKLIT v. HOLLYS & VISSSSSSCERA (with Scale Holly, RAW credits [ten minutes late!] and TV-14-DLV ratings box) - Let Us Take You Back to SmackDown! where lots of stuff involving these six guys happened. This would be a Pier SIX brawl - man, we've been up and down that harbour tonight, haven't we? Let's pick it up from Viscera's BELLY-to-belly on Bradshaw. Crash tagged in as the "Elroy" chant starts up. Fallaway slam by Bradshaw. Tag to Faarooq, general pounding, off the ropes, Crash holds up and tags in Hardcore - into a powerslam for 2. Oh well. Hardcore reverses a whip and hits the Best Dropkick in the Business, but Faarooq recovers and hits a lariat. Tag to Henry. Clubbin' blow, whip into the ropes, reversed, Crash with a shot from behind, Hardcore clotheslines him down, stomps, and tags in Viscera. Viscera having his way with Henry in the corner, double sledge blows, into the opposite corner, fat ass splash, and Vis says it's over. The splash hits an empty pool, though, tag to Crash, tag to Bradshaw, down goes Crash. On the top turnbuckle - Bradshaw up as well - belly-to-back superplex! Cover - 1, 2, Hardcore breaks it up - well now all six men are getting involved. Crash manages a Golota on Henry, but ends up getting a double powerbomb for his troubles. Faarooq covers - he's not the legal man, but who the hell cares? 1, 2, 3. (3:17) Well now here comes MAE YOUNG to stomp on Crash (har har) - only to turn around to eat a clothesline from Hardcore Holly (now THAT'S funny!)

Local SmackDown! spot, again

Moments Ago - two paragraphs ago - BOOM! We are asked to observe the expressions on Hardcore and Viscera's faces as they perform their moves. Yep - it's confirmed - it's funny!

Moolah is loaded into the ambulance. Henry follows along and Fabulous Moolah is already inside, waiting.

CHRIS BENOIT v. TEST - Let Us Take You Back to Last Week where Benoit pinned the Rock. Oh, hey, Test is back - and he's fighting mad! He rushes the ring and wails away on Benoit, who revereses positions and chops and kicks away. Test holds onto the top rope and refuses to get whipped, so Benoit chops him some more. Dragging him to the centre - dragon screw leg whip! Benoit kicks, off the ropes is reversed, Test with a kick, and a powerbomb. 1, 2, no. Right, we see Saturn and Malenko watching on the monitor again, hmmm where's - well, who knows. Off the ropes, duck, Benoit goes behind and hits a German suplex - holding on for another one - Test blocks the third, Benoit with a forearm to the back of the head. Test puts him in the corner, there's an atomic drop. We see EDDIE GUERRERO sneak out as Benoit blocks the pumphandle. Chop! Chop! Chop! Into the opposite corner, Test cuts off the whip and DOES get the pumphandle - Benoit tries to stay on the mat but goes up - Guerrero on the apron, pawing at Benoit's leg - Benoit slips out, Test over, Benoit ducks, Guerrero hits him with the lead pipe, referee "Blind" Jack Doan apparently completely oblivious to all this as Benoit puts him down with a belly-to-back suplex. Swandive headbutt seals the deal. 1, 2, 3. (2:30) Eddie likes it.

The Rock, Cactus Jack, Kane and Paul Bearer all kinda stand around.

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And now, the WWF Free-for-all, brought to you by phonefree.com - from last Thursday's SmackDown!, Rikishi Phatu's ankle is taken apart, followed by Eddie Guerrero's victory via forfeit.

RIKISHI PHATU v. EDDIE GUERRERO in a "no DQ" match - Phatu comes out with a "reinforced crutch" as we see the rest of the (ugh) Radicals watching on the monitor. Those guys need some chairs! Ross says the attendance is now over 30,000. "Rikishi - you're not looking - *Too Cool*, ese! What happened? Joo get hurt? What'd you do? Put too much WEIGHT on it? Then again, that's hard not to do. I know, you hurt it two-stepping! Better yet, I know what happened - you hurt it doing da bump! And I'm not talking about your ass dimples! Now what a minute, sweet cheeks, don't go anywhere..." he's in the ring. "Since this is a 'no disqualification' match, and your ultimate goal in life is

No Way Out promo highlights Triple H and Cactus Jack - and phonefree.com

Here's a look at that bus - which hasn't been used...yet

MICHAEL KING COLE interviews Cactus Jack from the locker room, who once again promises to be standing on top of the cage to drop that elbow onto Triple H. If he's got to show up to WrestleMania with the use of a walker...he will. Geez, but I don't like it when he talks like that.

Tazz is taping up...

...while Big Bossman is WALKING! I wonder who's fighting after the break?

What was I saying about farmclub.com?

Backstage, Triple H, X-Pac and Big Show examine the baggage compartment of the bus. I guess those three are in tonight's main event...

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TAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ v. BIG BOSSMAN - Tazz with a drop toehold, mounting him and mauling him. Bossman rolls outside, Tazz goes out after him. right, right, Bossman back with a right, face rake, knee to the face, pound, right, over to grab the top half of the STEEL steps - Tazz ducks the toss.

One more look at the bus

Mankind's out of ravioli! How will his need be fed?

WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW and TREBLE H & X-PAC (with Stephanie Ono & Tori) v. KANE (with Paul Beara) and CACTUS JACK and LA ROCA - I think Show needed a mullet, although this current look he's got is a lot better than that Buff cut. Kane and Jack go ahead and rush the ring so they can all be brawling before Rock's music hits. Rock immediately goes after the Show with rights, the clotheslining him to the outside. All six men are outside, and paired up according to Sunday matchups. Rock has the bell - whoops, to Show's cranium. Jack has a chair...but there's nobody to us it on. Now to some semblance of order - Kane and Triple H in the ring. Into the opposite corner, following up with a clothesline. Back to the first one, elbow up from H. Firing away with rights. Kane holds onto the whip attempt, puts him in the sidewalk slam position, spins, and hits it. Here's a shot for X-Pac, and one for the Show. H wanders over to Jack to get a shot from him. Tag to the Rock. You know how it goes- right, right, right, right, right, into the opposite corner, clothesline coming out. Into the corner is reversed, gutshot by H, going for the Pedigree already, nope. Double leg takedown, catapulting him into the corner, side Russian legsweep! 1, 2, no! Hmm, looks like somebody got on his case about all that punching....Cactus Jack wants the tag, he'll get it. Right, right, right, bite, bite, bite, the Itchy and Scratchy show! Off the ropes, H with a facecrusher. Tag to X-Pac. Double leg by Cactus, bashing his head into the mat. Off the ropes, Jack with a flying forearm. Headbutt. Dancing? Dunno. Baseball slide dropkick by Jack and he follows him outside. X-Pac hits a spinning heel kick and another kick. Whip into the barricade is reversed - and X-Pac collides with Triple H! Big Show is over to shift the momentum. As Show works over Mankind, the crowd chants for the Rock. Back in the ring. H is kicking away. Now with the blatant choke. Tag to the Show. Open kick. Right, Show taunting the Rock, open-handed slap to Jack, into the opposite corner, Jack ducks, right hand to the back, climbing ON the back, Show decides to go with the sidewalk slam for him. Off the ropes, but the elbow misses! Who's up first? Jack is - back into a tag for the Rock! Clothesline! Clothesline! Off the ropes, duck, Rock hits him in the back of the head and he goes down! Now Triple H and X-Pac are in - Rock puts H, then X-Pac out with rights (only H's is kissed, though) - back to the Big Show - double leg takedown! Rock says it's time for the most electrifying...