BILLION DOLLAR BOOTY
It's been a rather slow week! Let's check the news.
- Well, that was some bullshit. Scotty and Rikishi HUG and then don't
give us the dance? That's insulting. I am insulted. I don't even want to
talk about it anymore. Leave me alone.
But in other news, the Rock will return on Smackdown! Also, the nWo beat up
Austin, the Undertaker killed David Flair, Kurt Angle beat Triple H in a
cage match, and one of Trish's boobies almost popped out to say hello! It
was a full evening.
- WrestleMania is under two weeks away. In an odd turn of events, there
has been some significant shrinkage to the card.
Chuck & Billy vs. the APA has been scratched, as a result of them gettin' it
on during Smackdown. Sir David Meltzer says we can expect a hot nasty 4-way
with the Hardys and Dudleys being added. And it seems Undertaker vs. Ric
Flair is all but ready to go. And... Angle/Kane? After that, you're on
- Chris Jericho vs. Triple H - unified title match
- The Rock vs. Hollywood Hogan
- Steve Austin vs. Scott Hall
- William Regal vs. Rob Van Dam - I/C title match
- Some big news over the weekend came from Bret Hart's weekly column,
where he says the WWF offered him a role at WrestleMania. The first
suggestion was for Bret to be the guest referee for the HHH/Jericho match,
then they offered him a chance to instead come out during the show and beat
up Vince. Bret passed but said he did consider it because the WWF offered
him access to their wealth of Bret Hart footage.
Also in the column, Bret said he and Vince had planned to meet back in May
when the WWF came to Calgary for Raw. And he ended by inviting Vince to
call him if he wanted to settle their differences. Boy, it's just a matter
of time now, ain't it?
- There's some extra chances to catch the WWF on TV in the next few weeks.
Wrestlers return to the Weakest Link this Sunday for another go-round of
wacky fun and hijinks. Check your local listings! Next Tuesday, TNN is
airing a WrestleMania "Flashback" special, which the WWF used to do on USA
back in the day. And next Wednesday on UPN is a show promoting the upcoming
WWF Divas swimsuit magazine.
Last week's WWF Fear Factor delivered a strong rating for NBC, so maybe
we'll get another WWF version of that show down the road, too. And Tough
Enough 2 premiered this past Thursday, but I haven't seen the ratings
mentioned anywhere. Where's Cubs, I'll bet he knows.
- The WWF's "Forced Entry" CD has found it's way online. Thanks to my
main dog James Kalyn I was able to
check out all the tunes, and I gotta say I'm a little disappointed. I was
hoping that the actual WWF themes on the CD, like Edge's and RVD's, would be
the WWF versions of their music. But the RVD track is just the full
non-WWF'd song, and Edge's is actually a remix of the original. But who
cares? FULL DISTURBED AUSTIN! Get your illegal copy today!
- The WWF went on their tour of Asia this past week, putting on what were
apparently good shows with a focus on in-ring work. The Asian crowds were
said to be pumped, geeked, and jacked for the shows, even booing Funaki as
he played the heel against Hurricane. My goodness, treating a heel like a
heel even if he's a fellow countryman? Take note, queer ass Canadians.
Don't you be fucking up WrestleMania.
- The WWF has been talking with Scott Steiner. It was reported several
weeks ago that Steiner underwent a physical at the WWF's request, and
Scherer and Meltzer have been offering differing stories about that
situation. Scherer said right away that Steiner had passed, while Meltzer
later said that the results weren't yet known. I'm not sure what they'd
have to wait for, in my experience you can pretty much tell that you're
passing your physical as it happens. But I digress.
Meltzer mentioned that Steiner took the test in Stamford, and this past week
Scherer said it was actually in Birmingham with Dr. James Andrews and he
reiterated that it had gone well. As a result, Scherer says the WWF has
been in talks with Steiner over the past week or two, but nothing has been
In the meantime Steiner has filmed some stuff for New Japan's TV show, and
they're also interesting in hiring him. And what of the WWA? It's
anybody's ball game.
As always, some of these tidbits are brought to you by the Pro Wrestling
Torch Newsletter. Bow down when it comes to your town.
IDEA OF THE
- Even though the introduction of the nWo onto TV hasn't set the ratings
on fire, early estimates for No Way Out have it doing near 780,000 buys.
That's a massive number that would beat Invasion and close in on
WrestleMania buyrate levels if it holds up.
- There is not a match planned for Kevin Nash at WrestleMania.
- If you're curious who thought up the fantastic "Larry Zbyszko challenges
Vince McMahon" idea, it was apparently Terry Taylor. One can only hope that
Terry has a deep-rooted personal grudge against Larry and chose this method
to get his revenge, as opposed to actually thinking it was a good
CLOSING OF THE
- A couple days ago I heard about this "Billion Dollar Booty" thing that
has apparently been floating around like a chain e-mail of sorts. The crux
of it is that someone, I have no idea who, is allegedly offering money to
anyone that can attend a WWF show and obtain a scandalous photo of Stephanie
McMahon. Apparently the idea is for someone to get as close as possible and
try to lift up her skirt or pull down the neck of her top or whatever, while
an accomplice snaps a picture.
I thought it was kinda funny and then I saw the e-mail being sent, which
actually quotes values for specific shots. Let's have a look-see at what's
C'mon folks, $15,000 for a visible butthole shot, you can't beat that with a
- Bra shot - from $200 to $1,000
- a front panty shot - from $400 to $1,500
- a back panty shot (depending on if it's a thong or not) - from $600 to
- a bare breast shot - from $1,000 to $5,000
- a bare cooch shot - from $2,000 to $7,500
- a bare butt shot (depending on if 'holes' are visible) - from $5,000 to
- other honorable mentions like closeup stomach gets $100+, closeup legs
gets $200+, closeup feet (tops get $300, bottoms get $800+), closeup face
The idea that someone would really be willing to pay such prices is pretty
sad, so it should come as no surprise that this probably isn't legit. But
it SHOULD be. And why limit it to just Stephanie? Get anyone you can!
Trish, Lita, Torrie... the more the merrier!
You have your mission. I hope to see some results by next week.
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