THE JOHN REPORT
Raw, WWF's Most Memorable Matches, R&R and More!
 
I have a few hundred emails sitting in my box that I need to get to but that 
will have to wait because I am back baby! I will do my best to reply to 
every email that was sent to me in the last week but it will take a bit of 
time because I am pretty busy. To everyone who wrote me I would just like to 
say thanks for all of your support, for the most part it has been positive. 
I have quite a few things to write about today (most of them were written a 
few days ago) and oh yes the R&R is back this week! Without further Apu 
(yeah, I meant to say that just like Moe did in the Simpsons episode where 
Krusty sells out for the Canyanero), here she blows...
Special Bulletin!
My NCAA Final Four picks are: St. John's, Michigan State, Temple and 
Connecticut. I take MSU over Temple in the final. Duke has a good team but 
Temple will stop them because of their defense and their experienced PG Pepe 
Sanchez. MSU takes it all due to their experienced guards like Cleaves, Bell 
and Peterson. I am a little biased though because I live pretty close to the 
MSU campus and I have always rooted for them or Michigan. I only picked 
Connecticut cause I think the South is wide open and there usually is at 
least one underdog to make it to the Final Four. Tough break for Cinci; they 
would have been my pick but with Martin out I do not think they have a 
chance. I remember every Final Four since about 1982 when I first was hooked 
on basketball back when I was seven. I do not think I have ever gotten my 
final four correct so take it easy on me if (more like when) I am wrong! The 
best weekend in sports is always the Final Four, WrestleMania and the NCAA 
Final. I am pumped baby!
And now back to your regularly scheduled program err...column
The WWF's Greatest Matches
On March 1st, I wrote a column about the greatest matches in WWF history as 
well as the best PPVs and feuds. To read this column all you have to do is 
CLICK 
HERE. The feedback to the column was pretty good with most people asking 
about two matches that I left off the list. The first match was 
Mankind/Taker from KOTR '98 and since so many of you asked about it I figure 
I should share my reasoning here. The reason I did not include Foley vs. 
Taker at KOTR '98 in the greatest matches list is because it was a match 
that featured two huge bumps. Two huge bumps do not make a great match in my 
opinion and that is why this match was omitted. The match as a whole was not 
structured well due to the fact that both guys had a lot of nagging injuries 
to deal with, which Foley pointed out in his book. It is one of the most 
memorable matches in the history of wrestling but it was not great in terms 
of star ratings. I think more people know about this match more than any of 
the twenty on my list but that does not necessarily make it great. The bumps 
were fantastic but as a whole the match lacked a lot of the things that make 
a match great. As I said, it has its place in wrestling history but it is 
more memorable than it is great.
The other match was the Hardys vs. Edge & Christian ladder match from No 
Mercy '99. First off, if I did a list of the top 25 matches it would be on 
that list because I rated it at ****1/2. It was a great match but not on my 
list mainly because the psychology was not great, there was not much of a 
feud and it was a little spotty. However, it was great and if it is in your 
top 20 I have no problems with that. Plenty of people asked me "how did the 
Ultimate Warrior make your list?" I am sure it surprised a lot of you but I 
really enjoyed the Savage/Warrior match from WM7. There was a good 
storyline, there was good heat, Savage went from being a villain to a hero 
in a span of about 30 minutes and it was a good match in my eyes. I do not 
really like the Warrior but I will admit that I liked Randy Savage in his 
WWF days cause he produced a lot of good matches. As I said in the column, 
everybody's criterion for a good match is different so take it easy if they 
disagree. I have two emails (reader comments in italics) that I would like 
to share now:
James wrote me about one match on my last that 
surprised a few people:
What's up John? I've seen every single one of those matches that you 
posted and they were all great. However, I was just wondering why you felt 
that the Shawn Michaels vs. Diesel match was deserving of your top 20 list 
considering that you said Kevin Nash was one of your five least favorite 
wrestlers. I am aware that Shawn Michaels is your all time favorite since 
you also stated that on the same post as the one with Kevin Nash. I was just 
wondering why you feel that Nash, being one of your least favorites, 
contributed to one of you favorite all time matches. I just find that very 
interesting and I would like to know your thoughts on that.
James
It is true that I dislike Kevin Nash with a passion but his match with Shawn 
Michaels in April '96 was a fantastic match. It was probably the greatest 
display of one man carrying another to a ****3/4 match. Michaels bumped 
everywhere that night including a powerbomb through an announcer's table, 
which was rare at the time and is still impressive today. Who could forget 
Diesel taking Mad Dog Vachon's leg and using that as a weapon? The best part 
was seeing Diesel job and leave the WWF. I do not like Kevin Nash but I 
really enjoyed that match mainly due to the superb work by Michaels. In 
1996, Shawn Michaels was as good as ANYONE has ever been and he proved that 
in this match. Thanks for the mail James.
Longtime friend and HUGE Shawn Michaels mark Steph had 
this to say about my greatest feuds:
John, I'm a bit disappointed!  Shawn vs. Bret doesn't even make honorable 
mention??  That would have been my top choice, if you're going to talk about 
every aspect that surrounded the feud.  What made it most memorable was the 
fact that these two guys really hated each other, and it showed.  It made 
for unpredictable live TV, and the fact that at the time, both Michaels and 
Hart were considered "ticking time bombs" behind the scenes. Hart vs. Austin 
was a great feud, but the one thing that didn't do it for me was hearing 
these guys come out during interviews (TV, radio, magazine, etc.) and talk 
about how much they respected each other.  Didn't hear it from Shawn or 
Bret, and that's one reason why that feud was so memorable.
Steph
When I first typed it up I had Shawn vs. Bret on there as honorable mention 
but I guess I deleted it by accident. I edited the thing many times and I 
guess I hit the wrong button and got rid of it. You are right, Shawn vs. 
Bret was a good feud but they only had 3 head to head PPV matches against 
each other. The first was in '92, which left no doubt in terms of a winner 
cause Bret just won the world title while Shawn was just starting out in 
singles. The Ironman match disappointed me because of all the resting the 
guys did. To their credit, I think they did a good job but I believe it is 
too much to ask wrestlers to go out there for over 60 minutes. Their last 
match was Survivor Series '97, which obviously ended in dramatic fashion. 
Just because Austin and Bret were friends does not tarnish the quality of 
their feud. It was the best feud ever and I think Shawn vs. Bret could have 
been if they were friends cause they would have wrestled each other more 
often. Shawn vs. Razor was a lot better because they were friends and the 
same sort of thing could be said about the Bret vs. Owen feud; they worked 
harder cause they were family. Thanks Steph.
Now that I have taken care of the greatest matches it is time to take a look 
at some of the most MEMORABLE matches of all time. There is a big difference 
between great and memorable. A great match is one that garners a high star 
rating but does not necessarily have to be an important (or main event) 
match. Memorable matches are usually ones that headline PPVs or surprise 
people by having some sort of aura about them making it special. The list 
that I am about to share features four five star matches and several matches 
that were horrible but still are memorable. If you ask why Hogan vs. The 
Iron Shiek is not here it is because the match took place on TV (from a show 
in MSG), not PPV. Here they are with the event of match listed and a brief 
comment from me:
The Ten Most Memorable Matches in WWF PPV History
1. The Undertaker vs. Mankind (King of the Ring, 1998) - Never before has 
one man taken as much punishment as Mick Foley did in this match. I will 
never forget it and neither will you. Need I say more?
2. Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant (WrestleMania 3, 1987) - In front of the 
biggest North American crowd ever -over 90,000 people packed the Pontiac 
Silverdome- wrestling's most famous feud came to halt. Although there were 
few wrestling holds I think the entire world erupted when Hogan slammed 
Andre and pinned him. I am sure the workrate freaks love how I have this one 
as my number two but you have to look at the facts people!
3. Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart (Survivor Series 1997) - Who could ever 
forget the "screwjob heard round the wrestling world?" The match itself was 
pretty good but it's the ending that is really memorable. Did Bret screw 
Bret, did Vince screw Bret, did O.J. do it, do you know where Vince's 
football is? So many questions, so little time.
4. Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin (WrestleMania 13, 1997) - This is the best 
match ever  to take place in North America so I had to put it in here. This 
is the night that saw Steve Austin become the biggest face ever even though 
he lost the match and never gave up (it was an "I Quit" match). This match 
featured the best double turn and blade job of all time. I will dedicate a 
whole column to this match very soon.
5. Steve Austin vs. Shawn Michaels (WrestleMania 14, 1998) - This is the 
match that OFFICIALLY made Steve Austin king. It's memorable because it was 
Austin's first world title reign, Mike Tyson made the pinfall and it was the 
last match of Shawn's tremendous career.
6. The Ultimate Warrior vs. Hulk Hogan (WrestleMania 6, 1990) - For me 
personally this is one I will never forget because I was at this one live in 
Toronto. The match was not as bad as you might think but it did feature a 
LONG bearhug (too bad I was too young to drink), a ref bump and one of the 
hottest crowds (not to mention a big crowd) ever. The memorable thing about 
it was that this was the first time that the two most popular wrestlers 
faced each other in a match to headline 'Mania. Warrior pinned Hogan and we 
thought Hogan was passing the torch but it turns he wanted to piss on the 
torch for another 10 years!
7. Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker (Badd Blood, 1997) - This is the first ever 
"Hell in a Cell" match. It was so good it left us with a high standard for 
every HIAC match that would follow. The debut of Kane, the bumping of 
Michaels, the blade job of Michaels, the brilliant storytelling made this 
one really special. I have written about this match before so you know that 
I loved it.
8. Razor Ramon vs. Shawn Michaels (WrestleMania 10, 1994) - This is the 
first ladder match to take place on a WWF PPV. I liked their second ladder 
match better than this one but I will never forget this one because it came 
first.
9. Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart (WrestleMania 12, 1996) - Shawn's first 
world title win, this one being a 60-minute "Iron Man" match. My favorite 
wrestler of all time won his first world title; I HAD to throw this one in 
here.
10. Owen Hart vs. Bret Hart (WrestleMania 10, 1994) - The opening match of 
the greatest PPV of all time saw Owen defeat his older sibling in what was a 
huge upset at the time. It was brilliant because it helped Owen become a 
main eventer and provided one of the best feuds ever.
For those that keep asking, I would just like to say AGAIN that I have 
always been a fan of heels and always will be so I was not a huge 
Hulkamaniac. However, I know wrestling would not be as popular without the 
success of people like Hogan and Warrior. I always liked the heels such as 
Mr. Perfect and Dibiase but I respect what Hogan and Warrior did. What Hogan 
did for wrestling was great but what he is doing now is just pathetic. I 
know some people will disagree with the list so if you do I suggest you mail 
me about it!
Raw Thoughts
I thought Raw was a pretty good show this week even though there were times 
when the crowd was dead silent. Vince's return was done pretty well and the 
show as a whole was better than the past few weeks thanks to the great work 
by Eddy Guerrero and the title win by Dean Malenko.
 I am glad that the WWF FINALLY gave everybody the Rock vs. HHH main event 
that we all knew was coming. Vince's return was nice to see but I do have a 
little problem with it. I think it was dumb to show him on the Titantron 
coming out of a limo, hitting HHH and then finally coming to the ring. That 
took way too long. They should have kept the cameras on what was going on in 
the ring and have Vince walk out without anybody knowing he was there. 
However, Vince tends to be a glory hog so that is probably why they did what 
they did. The best thing about it is that he showed no camaraderie with the 
Rock, he did not have any mic work and his actions spoke for him. By doing 
that we knew he was a face and we know that the Rock did not go running to 
the boss for help.
I am tired of Rock vs. Big Show but their match on Raw was better than the 
No Way Out match. It was a good finish but I hope the WWF does not turn into 
a McMahon family feud again cause the wrestlers need to shine too. The 
finish reminded me of the January 4, 1999 Raw that saw Mick Foley win the 
title after Steve Austin ran down and gave the Rock the Stunner. Even though 
I read the spoilers of that match I still marked out like a five-year-old. I 
am sure some people felt the same way about this run in by Vince even though 
yours truly did not go nuts this time around, I thought it was enjoyable..
 I know I say this a lot but after last night's performance I need to 
reiterate the fact that Eddy Guerrero is the epitome of what a heel should 
be. It's not just because he illegally helps his friends win, it is because 
of the little things like the way he looks, walks and acts. When this guy 
gets healthy (he is very close to that) I just know he will be one of the 
top ten wrestlers in the WWF. The only thing going against him is his size 
but other than that he is as talented as anybody in the business. The 
powerbomb on Lita was fantastic and I must give props to her for taking such 
a brutal bump even though it was the second biggest bump of the night by a 
person. Eddy rules and if he continues this pace he may overtake Jericho as 
my favourite.
 I remember seeing a poll on some website recently, I think it was Scoops, 
asking fans who they thought would be the first of the Radicals to win gold. 
I am pretty sure that Dean Malenko finished last in the voting and honestly 
if I remembered to vote I would not have picked him. Putting the belt on a 
guy like Malenko is not a bad move though. Now that Dean is the Light 
Heavyweight (LH) Champ the division is really set to improve. Dean is going 
to bring prestige to a belt that was dead a few months ago. While he does 
that, he is going to help the WWF's younger workers like Esse Rios, Too 
Cool, Christian and the Hardys. Malenko is one of the nicest guys in the 
business, a great worker and when he retires from in ring competition I 
think he will make a fantastic booker. He is having fun in the WWF right now 
and he is working really hard so I am happy that the WWF felt confident 
enough to reward him for his efforts. The Radicals won both their matches on 
Raw even though the tag match was somewhat boring the workrate was pretty 
good.
 I am not sure what to think of this whole Jericho/Angle thing with Bob 
Backlund being involved but the crowd sure likes it. I am glad the feud has 
continued but I am hoping that they will be able to get one of the belts off 
Angle soon cause there are others out there who deserve a belt.
 The Mae Young thing was edited out on TSN again. We were "treated" to 
watching the Edge & Christian Titantron video for about 3 minutes. 
Throughout the night JR was saying "we will find out how Mae is doing" but 
we never actually saw it. I read about it later on and from what I read it 
seemed to have gone well. I still do not think powerbombing a 77-year-old 
lady is "cool" but if she can take it then all the power to her. I do not 
care that I missed it, I just thought people would like to know. To the 
people who like to bash TSN, just remember that Raw airs twice every week 
compared to once in the USA. So you did not see a 77-year-old lady go 
through a table, big deal! Props to the Dudley's for being fantastic heels 
week after week cause they are BY FAR the best heel tag team the WWF has 
seen in a long time. (You thought I was going to say since the Godwinn's 
didn't you!)
Overall, it was the best Raw or Smackdown since No Way Out so things are 
looking good now. The only thing I think the WWF needs to do is announce 
matches for 'Mania cause it is the "Granddaddy of 'em all" and we need to 
know who is wrestling. The buyrate for the event should be very high anyway 
so it does not matter whether they hype matches before. Personally, I would 
like to see some of the matches announced two or three weeks in advance.
Warning: The upcoming R&R is hotter than a dancing bobcat with its ass on 
fire and the NFL Champion St. Louis Rams. The R&R is mostly a light hearted 
look at wrestling so don't be afraid to laugh!
Ranting & Raving with Johnny C. - 03/14/00
Is it a coincidence that the R&R returns on the same week that sees Mideon 
return to Raw in an actual role? Hmmmm, maybe it is...Is it me or does Bob 
Backlund have the worst hair ever?...I watched WrestleMania 10 recently and 
noticed Mabel (aka Viscera) was wearing the purple and gold outfit that is 
painful on the eyes. Worst of all, it said "Whoomp there it is" on the 
front...Why do fans chant ECW at a WWF show? Next time I go to a Raptors game 
I'll chant "NFL! NFL!" and see how many people I scare. Better yet, how 
about a "CBA! CBA!" chant...Matt Hardy is STILL looking to land a moonsault on 
Steve Blackman so if you see Blackman tell him Matt's looking for him. Good 
improvised rollup though. You almost fooled me; well not really...I am sick of 
reading posts about that chick Darva Conger being a "celebrity" at 
WrestleMania. Darva Conger is not a celebrity! If she did not want to marry 
pizza boy why did she go on national TV in the first place? Ugh, why do I 
even know the names of people like her, Lorena Bobbitt and "400 pounds of 
fun" Monica Lewinsky...The Crash Holly "hardcore matches" are funny but they 
could be funnier. Still, the idea is good and I enjoy them...A few weeks ago 
somebody wrote me to say Nicole Bass is in some sort of bondage video. If 
you ever want to think of "unsexy thoughts" just do that. Make sure somebody 
is there to catch you when you faint though...Al Snow rules and he continues 
to be the funniest bastard (along with Mick Foley) in wrestling week after 
week...Mideon delivered the coolest line on Raw this week: "I'll get colder 
ice!" It's like Dennis Knight (Mideon's real name) is the next Pat Patterson 
but the difference is Patterson likes men while Knight likes animals. Ugh, 
that was disgusting! Anyway, say it with me kids, MIDEON EQUALS RATINGS!...You 
know those "vertically challenged" people known as "The Twin Towers" on Raw? 
I think they are related to WCW head booker Kevin Sullivan. Wait a sec, they 
are taller than Sullivan; sorry about that mistake...It's nice to know that 
B.B. is not fired cause she has a nice persona.. oh to hell with it, she has 
a nice rack! There I said it! I never thought I would be jealous of a guy 
named Sparky Plugg but I am...I miss Jerry Lynn in ECW, he and Tajiri really 
are the two guys that I enjoy most in ECW...If Viscera tried to do the Worm I 
guarantee the ring would break...Is there anybody that understood what Tazz 
was saying on Raw? I think he should have more mic time but what the hell 
was that?...I think the Headbangers, Ivory and the Godfather proved why they 
aren't on Raw anymore. Thanks Vince, at least you realized that their level 
of sucktitude (it's a made up word) is pretty high...I haven't understood a 
word Sid has said in nearly two years. My question is, am I alone in that 
regard?...As I wrap up this week's R&R I want to share with you my two 
WrestleMania guarantees. 1. The Rock will win the world title and 2. Pete 
Rose will be tombstoned by Kane yet again! I bet Pete is only taking these 
tombstones because he thinks it will help him get in the Baseball Hall of 
Fame...Damien Demento...Damien Demento...Damien Demento...Damien Demento...(Thanks to 
SLAM magazine for inspiring me to use an ending like that! It's a basketball 
magazine for those that don't know.)
In Closing...
That was definitely a long column but it was one that I enjoyed writing. I 
am not sure if I am going to do the R&R every week but I am hoping that you 
send me your thoughts on it so I can decide something. Should I do it every 
week, every other week or just stop doing it? It's up to you so let me know 
by EMAILING ME!  I will be back 
Friday with Drq (hopefully) for a preview of WCW Uncensored this Sunday 
night. After that I will probably do some sort of column on Tuesday with 
another "All Time" list. The weekend after that I should have the column 
posted about my favorite match of all time. I will get to your emails as 
soon as possible so until next time have a great week!
Smell ya later,
John C.
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