Too many chair shots, too many broken hearts.
Hi folks, I trust you are all well. A little shot of Musings here to keep you alert and ready to face the scary real world that I'm sure some of you must visit once in a while. Anyway, on with the short sharp shots of opinions, hurled at you like a stick in an ape's primitive attempt to use weapons.
Anyway, I thought seeing as I am a true visionary, I would wave, nay, fling this idea in your direction to see what you think. Everyone is speculating about who is going to Wrestlemania to face Triple H. As I mentioned, Eddie makes a convincing argument for The Big Show going to Wrestlemania. However, I want top ask you this deep and challenging question........
Who says Triple H is necessarily going to Wrestlemania as the champ?
It's a good enough question. It is true that a big plot is being built up between Evil Steph and Shane, backed up by Triple H and Big Show respectively. I think having the world title involved is only confusing the issue, get rid of it. Really.
Put the belt on someone else and then build up to The Rock winning it at Wrestlemania. Simple.
Now, any ideas I had for the actual fantasy booking involved kind of sucked, so I'll leave that up to you. Mail me with your ideas and the best one gets printed next week and I will call you a genius. Ain't I great? All you have to do is don't make it too long, and don't go totally overboard and excessively silly, unless it means it will be very funny in which case I'll let you off. Though this is Marvellous Martin's opinion of funny now so be careful. Also, Get writing!!
You are the managing focal point of a large wrestling organisation. You announce that WWFE is branching out into American Football with the XFL. Now, you at least want to be taken reasonably seriously with this, you don't want to end up with another WBF.
So what do you do? You behave like a professional, reasonably intelligent business man who is serious about making this work and is worthy of companies' investment in your new venture.
What do you not do? You don't go on a show to interfere with a 'feud' between your son and daughter. You don't start talking in that big over the top voice again which makes you sound a little constipated. You don't start taking part in your big comic book show which the mass media views as silly and 'for kids' or 'a violent soap opera for adolescent men'.
Vince is looking to get this XFL venture off the ground, and he would have a much better chance if he didn't go back to playing a part in stupid story lines and doing lots of gulping. Oh course he could just say that nobody 'gets it' which would make me want to throttle him.
Props go to Chris Hyatte for making me laugh out loud on ScoopThis during his Mop-Ups. That was some funny shit like "You TRIED TO GO ON A POWER TRIP ON ME AND ACT LIKE I DON'T OWN YOUR ASS LOCK, STOCK, AND BARREL!!!!!!!!!!" and "I will UTTERLY AND TOTALLY HUMILATE YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR INTERNET LIFE WITH THIS." He cracks me up.
My Bloodied Champ
(Chorus) You could have been a no-one
All we have are memories,
The barbed wire, honey,
*sniff* I've moved myself with that one.
As you remember Mick Foley, try and remember him for something other than him going through that fucking table will you?
That's all for this Musings. Thanks for reading and thanks in advance for mailing me.
I'll be back on Sunday or Monday with my report on WCW in the UK, as I will going to see them in Manchester. Will I be able to get a Vampiro shirt? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!!! I might have some pictures for you at some point too.
Cheerio folks, take care.
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