Albert hits his second rope catapult and tags Pac. snap legdrop get two, and he hits the chinlock. D-Von fights out but eats another heel kick, and Pac tags Justin. He beats on D-Von and gets a Bossman slam. Tag to Albert, and he gets a double underhook suplex for two. Pac and Justin come in, and D-Von hits a double clothesline. Hot tag to Buh Buh, and he deals out slams for all. Buh Buh Bomb on Justin, and Pac takes a sidewalk slam for two. Heel miscommunication sees Albie splash Pac, and D-Von takes the big man to the floor. Wazzup Drop for Justin, Wardance, D-Von Get The Tables. JR once again puts over that fucking stupid name. Albert hits a bicycle kick on D-Von, however, and X-Pac and Justin hit X Marks The Spot (double superkick) for the pin at 8:00. Notice how Spike disappeared completely after that last segment? Post-match, Albie tries for a Baldo Bomb on Buh Buh through the table, but D-Von posts him. Spike hits the Dudley Dawg on Justin, and Pac gets 3D through the table. Play their music, because they just LOST. Decent opener to fire up the crowd.**

Regal surprises Jericho with a rollup for two, and Jericho comes back with some kicks and a clothesline. Regal catches him off the ropes and hits a catapult. Quasi-German suplex, and some more waving. Regal Stretch! Jericho grabs the ropes, and rolls through a waistlock to the Walls Of Jericho. Regal taps...And now the Duchess makes it "No Submissions". Oooohkay. Jericho loses his temper and goes for the good she-lady, and clobbers Regal when he tries to jump him. He nails Jericho with the Duchess' sceptre, and no it's no-DQ, obviously. That gets two in the ring, and the crowd is just dead. He hits a back elbow and waves some more. Double underhook suplex gets two. Jericho rolls out of a belly-to-back and hits an enzuiguri, putting both down. Slugfest, and Jericho stomps a mudhole in him. Clothesline and a low blow, as JR enforces the no-DQ aspect. He tosses Rega; and hits a baseball slide, sending Regal head-first into the Duchess' lap. His reaction is PRICELESS. Jericho clothesline, and finally gets his hands on the Duchess. He locks her in the Walls in the ring, but Regal smashes him with three chairshots for the pin at 12:36. Actually very watchable-even with the rules, when you've got a good match, you've got a good match.***1/4.

Angle goes for the leg again but Benoit chops his way out. Angle gets a chopblock to retake control. Benoit tries the crossface, and turns it into a cross armbreaker, to even the score at 8:04. Thirty-second rest period at 1-1.

Benoit stomps Angle and throws him shoulder-first into the ringpost. Wristlock takedown, and he goes back to the armbreaker. Angle makes the ropes, and Benoit gets a shoulderbreaker. Irish whip, and he chops the shoulder. Angle grabs the ropes and Benoit shoves the ref, allowing Angle to crack him with a chair and get the ankle lock to go up 2-1 at 10:20. Thirty-second rest period, and straight after Angle locks in the crossface for another submission at 11:04. Thirty-second rest period, and it's 3-1 to Angle.

Angle chokes Benoit and elbowdrops him across the apron. Belly-to-back, and stomps Benoit to the floor. He throws Benoit into the announcer's table, and takes him back in and pounds him. Benoit backdrops Angle to the floor, and Angle's down and out. Benoit works the shoulder on the floor, but Angle whips him into the steps to come back. He gets the ankle lock on the floor and Benoit taps, but again it doesn't count. Back inside, and Angle gets a cross armbreaker and works it. Benoit rolls into the ropes to break. Angle stomps him, and gets an abdominal stretch. Benoit reverses, and Angle armdrags him down. Benoit turns that into a cross-armbreaker, but Angle makes the ropes and stomps him. Benoit gets the Sharpshooter, which OF COURSE is alright because Benoit is using it and not the Rock. So no-one moan! Angle makes the ropes to big boos, and Benoit elbowdrops him. Angle gets a waistlock, but Benoit rolls through and puts on a NASTY, Sasukesque half crab for the tap out to make it 3-2 at 18:05. Thirty-second rest period.

Angle bails and Benoit follows and whomps him, until Angle catches him coming in and stomps him. He throws Benoit to the floor and keeps there by kicking through the ropes. Benoit finally gets back in and Angle hits a suplex. He tries the ankle lock, but Benoit grabs the ropes. They hit the floor and Angle gets another suplex. Back in and Angle beats on him in the corner, but Benoit gets a dragon screw and tries the ankle lock. Angle makes the ropes. Benoit misses a dropkic, and Angle hooks a sleeper with the leg grapevined. Benoit fights up, but Angle holds on and switches to a regular sleeper. Benoit jawbreaker puts both down. Angle up first, and he gets a pair of overhead belly-to-bellies, but Benoit reverses a whip and gets a pair of German suplexes. Angle blocks the third, so Benoit reverses to the ankle lock for the tap-out to even it all up at 27:51. Thirty-second rest period.

Benoit concentrates on the leg with chopblocks, and gets another German suplex, but Angle grabs the ropes and hits a donkey kick. He tries the ankle lock, but Benoit grabs the ropes, so Angle hits him again with a belly-to-back and gets the ankle lock. Benoit holds on for the last ten seconds, so we go into SUDDEN DEATH!

Angle hits another belly-to-belly, and goes for another, but Benoit shoves him off. Angle tries the sleeper-leg grapvine combo again and grabs the ropes for leverage, but Benoit rolls through to the crossface, and that's all she wrote at 32:25. Good, enjoyable match, but like I said last month, it ain't classic material.***Ž½

Last Man Standing Match: The Big Fat Motherfuckin' Show Vs. Shane McMahon: Shane finally has new, god-awful music. Really, really bad. He plays chase with the Show a bit and manages to nail him with a kendostick. Show grabs it eventually and clotheslines Shane's head off. He throws Shane back in and Shane gets a few chairshots, knocking him down with one to the head. Shane rolls outside and searches for some weapons, and comes up with that old fave the chloroform soaked rag. So why does everyone have a problem with this spot? Chloroform puts people down, for Christ's sake, and it's not like it does any permanent damage. Hell, how do you want Shane to put Show down? With freakin' powerbombs?

Shane gets the Show down, but Vince runs in and nails him with a chair to break it up, then leaves. Show hits the Final Shitty Cut Of Death, but breaks Rule 43D Of Wrestling: Never pick up a face when you have them down. Show chokeslams him, then picks him up AGAIN, this time putting him in the Torture Rack(??). Test runs in and hits the Big Boot to break it up, so Show beats him up down the aisle. Shane jumps Show with a sign, but Show grabs a pipe from somewhere, prompting Shane to climb the scaffold. Yes, Shane is climbing the scaffold. Test puts Show down on a big ol' "Air Circulator", and Shane LEAPS from the top of the scaffold, hitting Show with an elbowdrop! Well, would've been more impressive had Shane actually made contact, but hey, never mind. Test props Shane up with the boom mic, and Show gets counted down and out at 11:54. Eh, okay stuff, but strictly cliche city.** JR and Paul sell the bump like mad, just to really piss on the Show.