WWF Jakked by Marc Taylor
Mark Henry vs. D'lo Brown
The Michaels talk about the past friendship of these two as various clips are shpown of them palling around. D'lo dropkicks Henry's ankle, which causes Mr. Chocolate to head to the outside to try and walk it off. D'lo takes this oppportunity to nail a tope. D'lo's snap legdrop gets 2. D'lo actually tries the RealDeal on Henry, but gets backdropped out of it, and Henry sits on D'lo for a 2 count. Then, in the "Damn!" spot of the night, D'lo manages the SkyHi, albeit with a healthy jump from Henry. The LoDown gives D'lo the victory over his former friend at 3:55.
Now we head back to Survivor Series where Steve Austin was run down by a car, which gives us all a nice big fat angle to chew on for a while. From Raw we see the investigation of DX, where HHH suggests Vince McMahon as a suspect, which segues into the main event between Kane and HHH, where Vince and Kane pound on Helmsley a bit. Now to Smackdown, where DX beat up the Stooges, kidnapped Test, and smoked out the McMahons. HHH also challeneged Vince to a mtach at Armageddon, and then we saw the McMahon family at the bottom of staircase.
And now we take ANOTHER GODDAMN LOOK AT ARNOLD SCHWARZANEGGER'S INVOLVEMNET FROM 2 FRIGGIN WEEKS AGO! ENOUGH!
Brian Christopher w/Scott Taylor vs. Edge w/Christian
Stills of Jericho vs. Chyna from Survivor Series lead us into another Raw recap, where Chyna and Miss Kitty taunt Jericho, distracting him enough to be beaten by Gangrel. Chris then plays a little MC Hammer on Chyna's thumb.
4 corners tag team match: Dudleys vs. Headbangers vs. Hardy Boys vs. Kaientai
Bop-it Extreme Adventure Hour: this week the ExtremeGuy (I refuse to learn his name) is in the hospital, all bandaged up from previous Extreme Adventures. His doctor tells us that he wants us to all play Bop-it, or something, and then the Dudleys come into his room so that they can fuck him up some more while they play with Bop-its.
Crash Holly comes out, accompanied by Hardcore Holly, and challenges any
superheavyweight to come out, so of course here comes Rakishi Fatu, and we
Since Heat has already started, I should probably get this mofo sent off to
Marc "the Mark" Taylor