/18 December 1999
|WWF Jakked by Marc Taylor
Gangrel w/Luna vs. Val Venis
Val tells a dick joke, and then we're off. Gangrel dives at Val, but Val ducks so Gangrel tumbles outside. Val follows but Luna does the 'I'm gonna jump on your back and choke you' thing. Val dumps her off, which gives Gangrel the opening to ram him into the barricade. He slams Val into the ringpost, and then back in the ring he works over the back some more until Val rallies and hits a second rope elbow. He goes for the pin, but Luna runs in to break it up. DQ 3:48 Gangrel and Luna attempt a post match beatdown on Val, but he's able to fend the two off.
Stephanie McMahon Helmsley turned on Vince at Armageddon, and then told him off on Raw, which pissed him off enough that he left the building with Shane. This left HHH and Stephanie to take over and book some matches, including the main event suckering in of Test to a DX ass whuppin. DX beat up Test again on Smackdown, and Steph/HHH booked some more stuff, including the Rock vs. Big Slow lumberjack match main, in which the all-heel lumberjacks ganged up on Rock and Slow, until Mankind came out with his weapons to even the odds, upsetting the plans of the Helmsley duo.
Kurt Angle vs. Mideon
Terri Runnels wishes us a very Terri Christmas and a Hardy new year.
Rakishi Phatu w/Too Cool vs. Bulldog w/Posse
D'lo Brown vs. Steve Blackman
Hardcore and Crash Holly vs. The Headbangers
FIVE matches? And none of them with actual jobbers? Wow, if this keeps up I might start to think I'm recapping an actual worthwhile show here.
Marc "the Mark" Taylor