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Tucson Convention Center
Tucson, AZ
The TCC Arena was sold out and the crowd was hot,
which is what happends when you run only one or
two shows a year in a market like Arizona. .
Spike Dudley beat Rico Constantino after
hitting the Dudley Dog/Acid Drop. Comedy match.
Rico did a few *sweet* moves, such as a crisp
moonsault. Spike was still wearing his neck
brace.
Brock Lesnar beat Perry Saturn hitting a big
powerslam. Lesnar is channeling the spirit of the
Ultimate Warrior or something. He wiped the floor
with Saturn using a lot of power moves, such as a
press slam and such. He did a Death Valley Driver
and the X-Factor/Vampiro Spike during the match,
which was cool.
Billy & Chuck won their match against the APA.
Billy and Chuck Palumbo got tremendous heat, for
the whole gay thing. The APA blew the roof off
the joint. After they came out, they fled the
ring and Bradshaw cut a promo on Billy Gunn,
saying “What the hell happened to you Billy? used
to ride bulls and now you ride Chuck.” The APA
hit their usual moves (Fallaway Slam, Clothesline
from Hell) but Billy & Chuck got the win by
nailing Faarooq during a pin attempt and got the
1-2-3.
William Regal pinned Edge in an
Intercontinental Title match after hitting him
with the brass knucks. Will Edge ever learn. Same
match as at the Rumble and on Raw. Edge gets a
lot of offense, but Regal sneaks in the brass
knuckles while the ref is distracted.
The Undertaker choked The Big Show into
submission. Big face pop for Taker until he
ripped on Tucson for some cheap heat. Big stall
fest at the beginning. Taker almost got into a
fight with referee Tim White while Show was down.
Taker got Show into a chokehold/headlock for the
win.
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Mr. Perfect and The Big Boss Man beat Randy
Orton and Crash Holly. The crowd really got on
Boss Man in the beginning, until he told them to
shut up. The heels double-teamed Orton in the end
and Hennig hit the Perfectplex for a big pop and
the win.
Trish Stratus pinned Jazz in a Women’s Title
match. Massive heat for Jazz and a great pop for
Trish, who came out to Torrie Wilson’s music –
which was nothing, since they later played Stone
Cold’s ols theme music instead of his current
one. Trish hit her crappy bulldog for the win.
Kurt Angle beat Rikishi. “YOU SUCK!” “WHAT?”
“YOU SUCK!” “WHAT?” in time to Angle’s music.
Great. Just like on TV. Another comedy match.
Kurt almost pulled Rikishi on top of him in a
sunset flip, but changed his mind given the
reputation of the stinkface. Rikishi did the Big
Butt Splash on Kurt and then went for the
Yokozuna Drop, missed and Kurt pinned him.
Stone Cold pinned Booker T. The match was no
DQ, which allowed Big Boss Man to do a run-in.
Stone Cold came back and hit two Stunners on
Booker for the pin. Afterwards, he Stunnered the
Boss Man and shared beers with the ref. He also
sang the Beverly Hillbillies theme and talked
about how he was going to Reno, Raw and Smackdown
to kick some ass and drink some beer.
Pretty entertaining night for a B-Team House
Show.
Benjamin Leatherman
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